Taskmaster - Series 7, Episode 3 | Full Episode | 'Twelve Blush Majesty Two'

13. aug.. 2020
311 049 Ganger

In series 7 of Taskmaster, Phil Wang, James Acaster, Jessica Knappett, Kerry Godliman and Rhod Gilbert attempt to get a cricket ball in a hole, make the best noise and excite Little Alex Horne.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

  • Once read that the reason Greg was so good at the last task is because he used to teach at a deaf/hard of hearing school

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  • I. Love. This. Show.

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  • What the... who measures heart rate with a blood pressure monitor?! (And of course most of the things had nothing to do with exciting Alex...)

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  • Phil Wang's best noise is the dictionary definition of "Moist".

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  • I'm probably being pedantic here but Friends ended in 2004, meaning that box set didnt exist in the 90s, should have been a disqualification for Kerry in the prize round!

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  • But how much did Phil barter himself down and then up to?

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  • Was actually crying with laughter from the Best Noises part.

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  • I would love to play tag with Alex

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  • Alex!! Your blood pressure is worrisome

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  • The entire cast is so wacky this season in different ways from each other. It's interesting seeing a dynamic like this this. Every season brings something different.

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  • 37:31 This is also my face when looking at James

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  • Alex Is too good for this world

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  • Why didn't anyone bring in a record?

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  • Watching Acaster putting reminds me vividly of my pool technique.

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  • This is my favourite cast by far, I can't help but feel like each and everyone of them is a facet of my personality

    Andreas ZafiropoulosAndreas Zafiropoulos16 dager siden
  • Isn't the number on the bottom the mean arterial pressure? (dbp+dbp+sbp/3)

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  • Alex should check the high blood pressure with a doctor...

    Ruthie LopesRuthie Lopes18 dager siden
  • If it’s a full box set of Friends its from the 2000s

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  • "Best Noise" task is my favourite of the series, it really showcases how clinically insane each and everyone of them is.

    Bartłomiej KumorBartłomiej Kumor23 dager siden
  • Why didn't they give him a proper heart rate meter

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  • The last task was very impressive on Greg's part

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  • Alex has a great pulse!

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  • Whole show summed up in two words “Task Innit”

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  • friends was partly in the 2000s

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  • My earliest memory is asking my Mom when I'd stop being called a toddler 'cause I hated the term.

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  • I feel like 'Right, I need a car battery and some jumper cables' might have got the heart racing.

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  • Rhod missed a trick here, He could have put the hole around the ball and then he would have had zero strokes.

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  • "It didn't look like blind panic, it looked like fairly structured torture." This show is the absolute best.

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  • But, did Wang haggle for himself?

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  • To be fair to Jess and Rhod, that "Friends - the complete series on DVD" box set was released in 2009, so technically Kerry should have been disqualified from the prize task too! :)

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  • I wish they did the "excite Alex" task when Sally Philips was a contestant. I cannot imagine what would have happened.

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  • James just grabbing ahold of Phil’s hand at the end was so sweet. I loved it when they walked on stage still holding hands. You don’t see men holding hands often and it made me happy to see that. I also love how Greg will sometimes affectionately touch Alex’s arm when they’re discussing the tasks or results. It shows just how comfortable everyone is with each other.

    • Yes!!! Made me love James and Phil's friendship even more

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  • 33:38

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  • 10:31 turned him inside out

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  • Didn't Alex had a flesh tunnel at one time ? I'm so confused looks so normal

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  • I just realised: did ‘stone/paper clip’ inspire ‘horse or laminator’ in S9?

    Justin KandaJustin KandaMåned siden
  • I always wonder what makes Alex glad to do what he does in the show.

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  • I don't think there was anything in the rules preventing them from just turning the sign around on that last challenge

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  • I like how even Alex was like "these golf puns are terrible. I can't believe I wrote them" _and then he said them anyway_ 😂😂

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  • Kerry's facial expressions are delightful

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  • All Phil has to do is lose this episode and he wins himself free room and board!

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  • Does anyone have the music for when Rhod is moving the hole, having a tough time finding it. Thanks

    Anders JacobsonAnders JacobsonMåned siden
    • it'll be original music for the show. it's done by Dru Masters, and there's sound files floating about on the internet

      Emma IsaksenEmma IsaksenMåned siden
  • Now I understand why the world is like it is...

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  • Idk how he won the task bc I genuinely had to take my headphones out when Phil made his noise bc it was so terrible

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  • I love how Alex horne plays off like he doesn't own the show or come up with the tasks in the start and everyone just KNOWS xD

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  • buffy bufoo

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  • friends isnt funny, there i said it

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  • Acaster is still pissed at Alex for selling out a few episodes back. What a childish dick.

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  • I still don't agree with the friends serie box it ran until 2004.

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  • 20:00

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  • Jessica knappet is super attractive to me

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  • Is it quite laggy during the prize task for anyone else as well?

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  • 10:41 171 sys!!!!!! Either that tensiometer is really broken or alex you should be at the hospital not being toyed with!!!!

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  • When that dude said he couldn't pick him up, and both the girls immediately were like "Yes he fucking can." with a level of total absolution that I felt uncomfortable. How many people has he been holding upside down in his life?

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  • Can't believe Phil Wang sold himself into slavery for a mere three points

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  • I just found UK's version of Whose Line is It Anyway, the Drew Carey seasons, this is HILARIOUS. But I feel Noel should be on EVERY episode of this. Phil is like every other comedian in quarantine, he just needed a pad to crash at lol

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  • Pulse of 63 but BP of 171/100?!?

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  • the way james went to hold phil’s hand at 42:55 was so precious lmao idk why

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    • Ikr so adorable ☺️

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  • My best noise is to caw loudly like Kevin from Up. Also, James was mean. I'd say "hi" to Alex even if he didn't say "hi" first. 👋

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  • James may be genuinely happy about winning that Friends DVD set.

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  • Alex's comment about Rhod's accent was brilliant.

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  • I've fallen for Jess 😍

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  • Phill Wang signed himself up to be someones sugar baby with no regrets or hesitation whatsoever

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  • Friends ended in 2004. If that box set contains the entire series, it's not from the 90s.

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  • Al Murray's gong would have easily won the nouse task.

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  • I appreciated the golf jokes!!! And im American

    Calin BrinleyCalin Brinley2 måneder siden
  • "All the prizes are quite shit, aren't they?" *Wang intensifies*

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  • Anyone else concerned for Alex's 171/100 blood pressure reading?

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  • Rhod coffeeboarding Alex is the best thing I've ever seen.

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  • We've got 3 ep let's see if we can get more { series 7 ]

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  • Kerri is so annoying

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  • For that final task just walk over and show Greg your whiteboard. Nothing in the task said you couldn't communicate in ways that don't involve sound.

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  • That lip reading task at the end is one of the best ever. On a side note, Jessica Knappet sure is attractive. Wonderfully expressive and endearing.

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  • I'm most impressed this episode by the taskmaster's ability to read lips

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  • Best thing from the 90s: Jurassic Park

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  • SPOILERS I was so hoping that James would take Phil Wang home because I couldn't stop imagining how weird it was gonna be for presumably both of them. That handholding at the end was so funny to me

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    • Also that Phil made his noise when they were up there *chef's kiss

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  • why do I find rhod gilbert very, very attractive?

    Alexis PAlexis P2 måneder siden
  • Great series this one!

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  • When does the new episode come out??

    Giovanni GiamboniGiovanni Giamboni2 måneder siden
  • Poor Alex has bee sujected to so much over the course of this show XD

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  • Phil is kinda annoying

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  • This was my favorite prize task yet oh my god 😭😭

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  • But like why didn't he just build the hole around the ball and take 0 strokes. It's killing meeeee.

    Kaleb GrahamKaleb Graham2 måneder siden
  • So funny to watch Alex Horne pretend he is not the one that came up with every task

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  • What do these taskers think they are doing with Asim's bike :(

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  • Jessica Knappett is so freaking adorable

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  • _What's in your pocket Alex? *_Well, I've come up with a game. I wanted to contribute to the format_* Oh, the irony.

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  • Was anyone else checking out Alex's BP durring the second task? Its a bit high....

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  • Leprosy is also found in the mangabey monkey and chimpanzees--in West Africa.

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  • Alternative title: Fairly Structered Torture

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  • Do I have a problem if I shipped Phil and James from one shot of them holding hands?

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  • Best series by far. They are a perfect group.

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  • This season is absolutely insane

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  • 25:56 I laughed so hard I literally threw up

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  • The birth of bosh!

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  • The friends finale wasn't until 2004, so how in the fuck does that come from 90s.

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  • Jess is really sexy in this one. 😊

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  • It's a good job Sally Phillips wasnt there for the first task!!!! Who knows what would have happened!!!!!!!

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