Taskmaster - Series 5, Episode 8 | Full Episode | 'Their Water's So Delicious'

14. mai. 2020
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In the series finale of series 5 of Taskmaster Bob Mortimer, Aisling Bea, Sally Phillips, Nish Kumar and Mark Watson attempt to get a coconut as far as possible without touching the ground, make a graph on the beach, and write a song for the lovely Rosalind.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

  • Sally Philips is hot for a woman her age.

    Theo VolzTheo Volz13 sekunder siden
  • 1st task.... 20 minute time limit. Is there time to scheme, cajol, sit on table, send Alex for purse, postmark coconut, and have Alex bike 1 mile away arrive at post office, wait in line and learn restrictions?

    Sometimes SnarkySometimes SnarkyDag siden
  • Anyone else notice Nish’s graph says that fun becomes more negative the more time you spend with him lmao

    Iceguy15Iceguy15Dag siden
  • This prize task reminds me of my own experiences carrying heavy stuff home. The story goes as follows: My teacher bought single desks for each and every one of us. And when we left her class, we could take them home. So I asked my mother to come with the car to pick the desk up. She didn't come, of course, otherwise this would be a bloody boring story. So I waited there for almost an hour before I decided to carry it home on my own. That was about the distance of a three quarter mile, I guess. Not that far actually, and the desk really wasn't that heavy. Problem was, I was only twelve years old at the time...

    Alina PeterhansAlina PeterhansDag siden
  • I'm gonna start a GoFundMe to get Sally a boytoy.

    Gabriel BrasileiroGabriel BrasileiroDag siden
  • Bob bought all that piss to drop it on Sally with a balloon...

    p Hsp Hs2 dager siden
  • Nish and Mark almost gave me a small stroke. It's literally the best. Although, Jessica Knappett did the "Here I am I'm a violin" on season 7 (I think). I took that thing down and made it my ringtone :) If you're reading this do check it out.

    Vrbanvs A. T. SilvanvsVrbanvs A. T. Silvanvs2 dager siden
  • Not gonna lie, I didn't think I was going to like this series' contestants. I was wrong.

    Savok GrimSavok Grim3 dager siden
  • God that feminist chick is so annoying

    misterawesomeman1misterawesomeman14 dager siden
  • I can't believe the fish puns didn't blatantly stand out until I heard porpoise and double took and was like wtf he just said porpoise.

    iczyjeiczyje5 dager siden
  • Is the music from "Rosalind is a fucking nightmare" a cover?

    ViolentHexameterViolentHexameter5 dager siden
  • I'm always TERRIFIED at how huge Greg is when he stands up...

    SusanTheBeaSusanTheBea5 dager siden
  • nish and mark were cheated the entire series but I must let it go

    Angel LAngel L6 dager siden
  • Nish: comes last but wins graph task Indian Parents: My son is gifted in maths

    Nipun KothareNipun Kothare6 dager siden
  • Im sure this has been said. I'd bed Sally. 😅

    Ian LovettIan Lovett7 dager siden
  • I've noticed something about British comedians, the older they are, the better they are. So far all the oldest ones have been my favorite.

    kabeer munjalkabeer munjal8 dager siden
  • I loved Nish throughout this series! He was there to have fun and he did.

    Fil AmFil Am9 dager siden
  • Best series ever

    Seb RealMadridSeb RealMadrid10 dager siden
  • I know Alex doesn't want to do a "Worst of the Worst" season but I think a spin off All-Stars type season where contestants come back to try to redeem themselves would be so great 😩

    Kelsea ElizabethKelsea Elizabeth10 dager siden
  • I haven’t been able to get “Rosalind’s a fucking nightmare” out of my head for two days and I’m comfortable with it

    Rachel BushongRachel Bushong11 dager siden
  • 32:09 Timestamp for people coming back to re-listen to the song.

    Jappan BehlJappan Behl11 dager siden
  • Greg had some thirst for Aisling ngl

    TohnoEnTohnoEn12 dager siden
  • Kosher! Really? What a surprise! And who doesn't want to fly?

    Miriam GreenMiriam Green12 dager siden
  • Porpoise is not a bloody fish! Mammals they are. When will TM US start?

    Miriam GreenMiriam Green12 dager siden
  • I've been in isolation now for 5 days. I've been binge watching this show and I love it. BEST show ever.

    Ogie DeeOgie Dee14 dager siden
  • Nish's and Mark's song was very "bare naked ladies" like....

    aichiVIPaichiVIP15 dager siden
  • Nish is the most enjoyable bad player ever. He and Mark are a great comedy duo

    Noah BlowingLessNoah BlowingLess15 dager siden
  • i laughed so hard at nish's failure at the coconut task. i had to watch it again 5 times 'cause i lost funny details 'cause of the laughing hahahahahah

    lisa simpsonlisa simpson16 dager siden
  • Factoring comedic genius bob/aisling/Sally's song was hilarious, but for a great song, Nish/marks for the win

    ShinyflubaShinyfluba16 dager siden
  • Out of choice I saved this season to watch last, and I'm so glad! What a sweet and funny group. Who knew Alex would become star of the show, haha. Aw, I'll miss seeing these faces! Will have to watch the whole 7 series over again soon. Brilliant. Thanks for providing so much joy over the last few weeks during this %#@$ pandemic. You guys are golden. x ps: both of those songs were A+ Much love from Vancouver BC.

    Studio CélesteStudio Céleste17 dager siden
  • Something about Sally Phillips at 14:10 sitting up on that table and using that tone of voice...I would have a hard time saying no to her too

    pieman1019pieman101918 dager siden
  • A question to the British people in the comments. Is Bob mortimer a national treasure?

    pieman1019pieman101918 dager siden
  • The ferry dispute story is my favorite moment in Taskmaster ever.

    AetrionAetrion18 dager siden
  • Everybody looks so small when Greg stands up. Lol

    Kristine BiroukKristine Birouk20 dager siden
  • Sally can still get what she wants. She can be a cougar.

    EAMitchEAMitch20 dager siden
  • sally phillips has some intense smoldering older woman energy and i'm really digging it

    Rob MckennieRob Mckennie21 dag siden

    spongemonsterspongemonster22 dager siden
  • technically they aren't touching the ground, their shoes are. So they can just walk as far as they want with the coconut because they are not removing the shoes and stepping on sth else.

    George KominatosGeorge Kominatos23 dager siden
  • Why didn't they just use a bicycle for the first task?

    Chathura AmbegodaChathura Ambegoda23 dager siden
  • ...and Nish kumar knocked out the catchiest hit of the summer... who would have known it

    Neil ColesNeil Coles28 dager siden
  • That was the best so far. few thought series 4 team could get better but this lot delivered over and over. So many moments for each. I think a lot of people thought Reeves was the comic genius but Bob is on another level...the regional piss graph-as research against the ferrymaster-of course! And Alex and Greg keep ripening.

    Neil ColesNeil Coles28 dager siden
  • I really love Bob Mortimer and his epic stories, he's a legend. But I really wanted Sally to win the series.

    Pranav MujumdarPranav Mujumdar28 dager siden
  • 26:25 she’s floundering.

    Hate CrimeHate Crime28 dager siden
  • That Diverse Stripes joke is fucking hilarious

    Mr. PeapooMr. PeapooMåned siden
  • Noooo! Nish was so close to winning with that last game! 😂

    Rew RoseRew RoseMåned siden
  • Why am I not surprised that the sexist and racist Miss Bea had to show off her hate towards men,her agenda and the myth of equality in this episode once again. FUCK OFF WITH YOUR POLITICS IN FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT SHOWS! HUMANS ARENT EQUAL,not in the slightest, and never will be! But if youre full of hate, you dont see the reality right infront of you anymore.

    Sascha HomburgSascha HomburgMåned siden
    • Calm down, snowflake.

      IdollizeIdollize23 dager siden
    • @Billy Richardson Go ahead and white knight sexists and racists mate :)

      Sascha HomburgSascha Homburg25 dager siden
    • Try reeeeeeee-ing a little louder next time, maybe someone will take you seriously then

      Billy RichardsonBilly Richardson25 dager siden
  • aisling is so annoying with her feminist shit

    seeker 006seeker 006Måned siden
  • I didn’t know Nish and Mark were part of Barenaked Ladies

    Caspian BellCaspian BellMåned siden
  • This is my favorite season, and my favorite episode on it. All these people are just amazing!

    Sophius DynamiSophius DynamiMåned siden
    • Yes, same. Series 3 with Richard and Richardson came close but this was just awesome

      Rew RoseRew RoseMåned siden
  • This series gave me a whole new appreciation for Aisling Bea

    Tim WalkeyTim WalkeyMåned siden
    • Made me lose all respect for her personally, with all her forced sexist agenda

      Rew RoseRew RoseMåned siden
  • I noticed that Alex was mispronouncing words, but I also thought he was just bad at talking.

    KelpTheGreatKelpTheGreatMåned siden
    • I thought those were his setups for a joke but they did nothing with it till this episode 😂

      Rew RoseRew RoseMåned siden
  • Mark's and Nish's song was actually really good! 😄😎

    Diana B.Diana B.Måned siden
  • Striving for laughter yet the lasting memory is self deflation. Same.

    The GlobalThe GlobalMåned siden
  • at 3:09 she has only one leg. for real lol go look..

    Jessica GamingJessica GamingMåned siden
  • Oh my goodness, the end was so wholesome how they all hugged and then got in a circle and just started reminiscing with Bob! It didn't feel like one contestant had won this season, it felt like a family had won and were proud of each other. It really makes me miss my group of friends--my family--who are all gone their separate ways and off to college. Dang it, Taskmaster, I never thought I'd feel so many emotions after watching a series finale of a comedy game show of all things! ;-;

    AaronAaronMåned siden
  • This was the same year Sally got divorced

    TardisFan99 KTardisFan99 KMåned siden
    • Well of course she did, a loose woman publicly asking for more sex probably got what she wanted 😂

      Rew RoseRew RoseMåned siden
  • 28:13 - So alex took it *A PUN* himself...

    Spectre CularSpectre CularMåned siden
  • Bob's Piss Graph had me laughing so hard that eventually no noise was coming out, my abs just hurt and my diaphragm was spasming as a wheezing hiss escaped my throat.

    Darren FlavelleDarren FlavelleMåned siden
  • I have no doubts Greg pisses like a big ol' whale.He's a giant

    Rav123123Rav123123Måned siden
  • nish redemption arc

    Austin ScheinerAustin ScheinerMåned siden
  • This is my favorite series of taskmaster because it's the most wholesome. I mean that group hug in the end is so sweet!

    Juliette MontoyaJuliette MontoyaMåned siden
  • Donald Trump is a Legend. Your a fool not to appreciate the things he's done for America

    Wolf BrigadierWolf BrigadierMåned siden
    • @Idollize lmao those deaths would of happened with anyone in his position. Obama killed millions so did Bush what's your point

      Wolf BrigadierWolf Brigadier23 dager siden
    • Lmao yes I really loved when his stupidity led to the deaths of thousands of Americans when it comes to COVID. A real hero.

      IdollizeIdollize23 dager siden
  • I ship Mark and Nish.

    chris escamillachris escamillaMåned siden
    • 🤢

      Rew RoseRew RoseMåned siden
  • I caught the porpoise and im so glad I wasn't crazy 😂

    KoraKoraMåned siden
  • Bob -8/10 Cats Does Countdown failure... Taskmaster CHAMPION!

    Mark PetersenMark PetersenMåned siden
  • The most british audience of all time "Hello Great Britain!" "Hello" "How are you all feeling out there!" "We're all fine, thank you"

    SunprismSunprismMåned siden
  • This episode finally explains Alex's weird behavior when talking to Sally

    SaigylSaigylMåned siden
  • I have only finished the graph task but 23:09 is just a treasure. Yes i have heard briefly about Bob’s song

    SarahN DipitySarahN DipityMåned siden
  • The amount of ads, my God, the ads...!!! Its like, watch ads featuring intermittent clips of Taskmaster 😫

    tbandikootatbandikootaMåned siden
    • It's free entertainment, install ad blocker if it's too much

      Rew RoseRew RoseMåned siden
  • 'Rosalind Is A Nightmare' is the funniest thing that has ever been on 'Taskmaster'. I honestly laughed 'till I cried! 👍🏻👍🏻😂😭😂

    Tee CarrTee CarrMåned siden
  • Just three points for the Diverse Stripes band was heartbreaking 💔

    JoJoJoJo2 måneder siden
    • @JoJo I've watched only Series 3&5, if my memory serves me right the team tasks fetched similar scores everytime (like 2&3, 4&5)

      Rew RoseRew RoseMåned siden
    • @Rew Rose Most of the time, but not always.

      JoJoJoJoMåned siden
    • All group tasks get 3 points to winner, 2 to loser team

      Rew RoseRew RoseMåned siden
  • I don't understand why Mark lost all his points for coconut travel. Wouldn't you just measure the distance at the point he touched? Usually they are very specific about what actions completely disqualify you, and I don't remember them saying that. Nish stepped on a material twice when he went back inside, even though he could have thrown his nut again (indicating he was not finished yet.) I double-checked and the phrasing was the same "You may not touch the ground... you may not step on anything more than once." The coconut had already traveled by the time Mark touched ground.

    FalsimerFalsimer2 måneder siden
  • Keep the woke shit to yourself Bea. It used to be funny. Now you're just putting women back.

    Elephant GrassElephant Grass2 måneder siden
    • @Rew Rose Trying to act all woke and expecting everyone else to follow suit is trying to make the show "wholesome" for the viewpoint of libtards who vote Labour.

      Elephant GrassElephant GrassMåned siden
    • Yeah 😂 why bring all that into a perfectly good and wholesome comedy show

      Rew RoseRew RoseMåned siden
  • Womans favorite musician was Mozart and favorite movie was hangover

    SaixahSaixah2 måneder siden
    • Pretenses galore

      Rew RoseRew RoseMåned siden
  • 12 fucking commercials...is this normal in UK? Dang y'all.

    Andrew HollandAndrew Holland2 måneder siden
  • Trump2020

    mason kipkamason kipka2 måneder siden
  • Nish absolutely slamming the egg into that rim within 1 second of starting the final task is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

    Mills JankMills Jank2 måneder siden
    • If he got any points in that task, he would've won this episode 😂

      Rew RoseRew RoseMåned siden
  • I laughed harder at Nish and Mark riffing on the White Stripes than any other puns this season😁

    Anna DeisAnna Deis2 måneder siden
  • Sally's graph should have made her the absolute overall winner. I haven't finished the video yet, but, since a man is judging, can I expect him to get it? I'm betting not. I'll edit, afterwards. Well, no surprises here, other than Bob's piss graph only came in second. I really love that Nish got the pity vote at the expense of the women. NOT.

    JZ ThompsonJZ Thompson2 måneder siden
  • From an American stuck in her house with her parents as her only company, thank god for Task Master and all of my new pretend friends!

    Kimberly SieberKimberly Sieber2 måneder siden
  • I feel like not enough people give Aisling Bea her dues for this series. In other series, it seems like she would be a standout, but this one was just so packed with Bob and Sally along with Nish being the second best worst performer ever (behind Joe Wilkinson imo). In the Rosalind task, Bob definitely had the highlight, but Aisling carried that song.

    DAFIZZIFDAFIZZIF2 måneder siden
  • Who the hell answers "Would you like to fly?" with "No!"... oh man.

    FaithPvPFaithPvP2 måneder siden
    • Rew Rose lmao huh? Have you met a single woman who talked to you for more than thirty seconds? The vast majority of women who I know would enjoy flying, I’m genuinely just confused by your comment.

      IdollizeIdollize23 dager siden
    • It's a woman, what did you expect 😂

      Rew RoseRew RoseMåned siden
    • She's a fuckin nightmare

      Solomon GumballSolomon Gumball2 måneder siden
  • Nish and Mark deserve 6 points jus sayin

    Eggsrgr8 33Eggsrgr8 332 måneder siden
  • I should of known the former Prime Minister of Finland would know the Prime Minister of Fiji

    Julian HarleyJulian Harley2 måneder siden
  • This season needed 10 episodes. It deserved it!

    neoneo2 måneder siden
  • That song. I legitimately love that song. I listened to it like 3 times. For anyone else who wants to re-listen: 32:07

    Kilian RayleighKilian Rayleigh2 måneder siden
  • "What's your favorite meat?"

    Condescending Online ManCondescending Online Man2 måneder siden
  • Nish hitting that pylon may have been the funniest thing I've ever seen.

    Gal DagonGal Dagon2 måneder siden
  • this was the best cast on the show! they all seemed like a big family, all complemented each other so well. I'll miss them :(

    PotterishHeadPotterishHead2 måneder siden
  • Sally and Alex’s sexual tension, christ.

    zerosonicozerosonico2 måneder siden
  • Rosalind: plays the Cello. Favourite artist is Mozart, likes chicken and loves the Hangover 1&2. Uhh ok.

    Jake BakerJake Baker2 måneder siden
    • What’s wrong with that lmao? The cello is a great instrument, Mozart, while not my style, is an understandable favourite, chicken tastes good, and the Hangover, while I haven’t seen the second, was alright. I don’t get what’s wrong with any of that stuff?

      IdollizeIdollize23 dager siden
    • @Fistfulof Groovy Yes exactly, she was just pretenses galore.

      Rew RoseRew RoseMåned siden
    • One of those quasi-intelligent women. I don't think Bob was too hot on Rosalind understandably. If I had to bet, I would bet he is the one who put that nightmare part in. Who calls their own children "inept?" One of those women who acts like an angel to catch a man then turns into a demon. Don't know this of course, just an educated guess :)

      Fistfulof GroovyFistfulof Groovy2 måneder siden
  • Sally is a smooth operator.

    Jake BakerJake Baker2 måneder siden
  • Mark is the most wholesome ever

    That Man From EarthThat Man From Earth2 måneder siden
  • Did the post office not use a car to transfer the coconut to another postal station or the airport?

    UberCatUberCat2 måneder siden
  • I get the feeling that sally is the only one that could ask Alex to do anything for her in these tasks and he’ll accept

    Anna GAnna G2 måneder siden
    • she did threaten him with an arse tattoo

      cambe cambecambe cambeMåned siden
  • Alex: “it’s all nitrogen..?” Greg: *cocks gun* “always has been.”

    Name NamingtonName Namington2 måneder siden
  • "Rosalind is a f*&@#$% nightmare!" Best line of the entire series

    CooperDaScooperCooperDaScooper2 måneder siden
  • Was Mark really supposed to be disqualified? I mean he got the coconut pretty far, he just happened to stand on the ground near the end, they could've measured where he stood.

    RemiRemi2 måneder siden
    • Exactly yeah, they did that with Nish since Nish broke a rule (step on same thing twice when going back inside) and his distance was measured from where coconut was before breaking the rule.

      Rew RoseRew RoseMåned siden
  • That group was amazing!

    speedgoat 88speedgoat 882 måneder siden
  • Bob's piss graph is one of my favorite underrated Taskmaster moments. WHAT A MIND HE HAS.

    Emma TolkinEmma Tolkin2 måneder siden