Taskmaster - Series 5, Episode 6 | Full Episode | 'Spoony Neeson'

30. april. 2020
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In series 5, episode 6 of Taskmaster, Bob Mortimer, Aisling Bea, Nish Kumar, Mark Watson and Sally Phillips balance Little Alex Horne on a see-saw and record the most incredible footage with cameras strapped to their heads.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

  • 18:43 during motorbike run on laptop, u can see big foot crossing the dirt track just before clip ends.

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  • I feel bad for bob. He’s got to be in the same room as that gobshite Nish

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  • I love when teacher Greg comes out.

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  • 31:40 "Still got nine minutes left..." "No, you took nine seconds." "To what?" "To destroy your chances." Wonderfully savage.

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  • alex is the opium version of joe wilkinson

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  • Horne: Prison Mike who?

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  • I'm still a bit shocked nobody decided to go get the OTHER candle and bring it to the small one.

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  • 4:50 Bob said "can I have a sausage daddy" and I thought everybody should know that... the internet has ruined me

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  • Aisling is probably the last funny person on the show so far.

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  • hes really out here looking like prison mike

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  • okay but how everyone absolutely loses it when bob talks about his anus is genuinely one of the best moments of this entire show. like nish on the ground head in hands and sally's uncontrollable laughter then them all doubling over at the end is absolute gold

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  • lmao blue bandana only in europe can you wear that

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  • Am I the only one who my first idea was to take a s***

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  • Bob mortimer is the world's best dad.

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  • I do believe, but I could be wrong, the man who actually invented the toilet had intended for the back of the toilet to be used as a table and for people to face that end instead of how we do now. Lol like I said, I could be wrong but I’m kinda sure that’s true.

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  • Is everyone ignoring that Mark's challenge of not using words with "TASKMASTER" was completely dependent on the contestants' inability to shut up? He could have just taped his mouth and got on with it, instead he literally wasted his whole time trying to think of words he could use.

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  • I always think its a little strained when they only give the special tasks to one person. Like its funny if one person has slightly different rules but spread it around a little. pick someone different for 5 tasks to give some weird sandbag to and see who overcomes it best.

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  • Wait what was in the slowmo with nish

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  • i honestly think greg hates mark

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  • Which contestant on the show so far do you think Alex has the most nightmares about? After last season I would have said Noel Fielding but now I feel like Sally is a contender!

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  • Surprised that noone in the candle task tried to bring the candle from the caravan to the room to light it. That would have counted right?

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  • Are we just going to gloss over the see-saw weighing of Nish's objects?... Alex wasn't sitting in the seat; that is, he was closer to the balance point, thus slightly lighter. (The closer you are to the balance point, the less weight is needed.) cheers.

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  • But they haven’t made themselves monotone, they’ve made themselves monochromatic, monotone is speaking really boringly with a tone that never gets higher or lower

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  • @ 17:27 OMFG... Bob Mortimer had a seniors moment and forgot he wasn't on "Would I Lie To You ?"

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  • Sally is an auteur

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  • Yo Aisling just saved so many hogs

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  • I've been waiting all series to see why Alex is making the pained noise in the theme song... I was not disappointed.

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  • 14 stone is 280 pounds

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  • Bandana Man should only ever be called Bandana Man

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  • “ best thing they’ve made” okay, who brought their child 😂

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  • Baby Alex is a masterpiece!

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  • I'm never sure if they're allowed to use items on them - at least sometimes they can use their cellphones. If it is allowed, I think a paracord belt would come in handy. There never seems to be good cord or rope on set.

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  • Is there anything, anything at all that Nish Kumar doesn't find uproariously and knee slappingly funny?

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  • i actually hate sally Phillips and i am legitimately pissed that she won.

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  • what the hell is wrong with sally phillips lmao

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  • bob mortimer never ceases to make me feel insane

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  • It bothers me to no end that none of them thought to go get the unlit candle and bring it to the one in the cupcake.

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  • I'm so in love with British humor. Well the panel show ones. I know the average British person doesn't behave like the comedians, but the humor they put on TV made me imagine how lovely the people are.

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  • 42:38 I like how Alex slipped up and pulled rank on Greg

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  • I am a little disappointed, if there was an object SURE to have some crazy name across the pond in the UK you would think it might be a toilet plunger.

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  • The shit Aisling is doing is fucking dangerous... There may be allergies that the person has to something in the fake meat that they wouldn't think of asking about bc it's not normally found in a sausage roll. For example soy is a common allergy, soy isn't found in sausage rolls, but is what tofu and other meat substitutes are made from. Just as an example. Hell I once heard of someone trying to trick someone into having vegan cookies, the person even asked if there were any nuts in em, vegan said no, so the person ate em... And went into anaphylaxis bc the vegan used almond milk instead of cow's milk... Or even just some other milk alternative. And didn't think of it I guess at the nuts question bc it's milk to them. Like... Don't lie to people about what's in their food??? I have celiac disease and the amount of fucking gluten exposures I've had bc people thought I was doing the bullshit trendy gluten free diet and were trying to prove a point I guess... I also know lots of diabetics who were given regular soda instead of diet - hell it's such a problem a lot of em have friends or family test their drinks for em! Or I even saw in a disability group on Facebook someone sharing a lifehack that you can use your blood sugar testing strips to test your drink - and all the diabetics in the comments loved it bc _they all had several stories of getting the wrong drink._ Most of em had at least one that involved the worker saying they didn't need to be on a diet. So. Yea. *DON'T LIE ABOUT FOOD CONTENTS.*

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  • There are around 12 ads in this video, what the hell

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  • I feel like every series I say this is the best group...

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  • Point of order, the last task they could have just not colored themselves and the would have been monochrome

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  • I miss Paul Chowdrey. He was my favorite, I keep imagining how he would do the tasks lol

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  • I was actually so happy to hear him give the win to Sally. She was obviously the closest to the target lol

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  • The sentence 'the candle went out because I said bubbly fuck' must be totally unique in the history of spoken language.

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  • 23:01 Okay it was funny the first time he did it... and even a little bit the second time... but come on Greg... the same joke AGAIN?

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  • So I love all of these people, but I have to say that Nish Kumar is definitely my new favorite of all time person.

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  • Greg pulling Nish aside looked like when the teacher pulls you out into the hall for being rowdy

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  • i am in LOVE with nish oh my god

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  • 33:03 best moment

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  • Nish is the best

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  • Someone should’ve brought the candle from the trailer to the cupcake to light it

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  • why did none bring the candle to the cupcake?

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  • What’s the opposite of a C-Max?

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  • Alex looks more like a pirate than a "bandana guy" 🏴‍☠️ Also, Bob's tmi story about his bathroom issues was... something 😣😂😂😂😂

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  • This entire season was just Sally torturing Alex is innovative ways. Brilliant.

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  • nice this video is available in my country and the next episode is not. How nice!

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  • Mark keeps getting robbed with these prize challenges

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  • I feel like Greg really hates Mark for no reason

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  • Sally’s video was like a David Lynch short

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  • I wonder how often they had to cut Nish's mic because of his laughing

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  • I don't think I'll ever tire of hearing Nish say "OH, PISS AN SHIT".

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  • So , two won the taskmaster this season ?

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  • This might be my favorite season. I'll have to finish the rest and then watch them again because what else is there to bring joy in my life but I really am delighted/discomfited by every episode this season.

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  • ... Sally's baby Alex footage has officially determined that I'll never have children

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  • Monotone refers to sound/pitch and monochrome refers to color, right?? 👀

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  • It must be some weird mothering instinct, but I absolutely hate how Mark gets shit on when he genuinely does well, like with the puzzle or stealing the trousers, those were wonderful. I hope they stop with the gimmick of randomly terrorizing one person throughout the series, I see many other people also dislike it.

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  • Sally and Nish's laughing starting at 17:40 is all I need to get me through this apocolypse.

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  • Sally Phillips is a legend

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  • ..and Nish is also playing.. :P

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  • *Greg:* _”Aisling, great technique. Horrific, stretchy, washing line outcome.”_ *Aisling:* _”That is often how I’m described in bed.”_ *Me:* _Doubled over, absolutely dying of laughter!_ Hahahaha. That shit was gold!

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  • “I don’t know what you call them.. 😆” “We call them my knacks!” “He calls them his bandana guys.” Greg: 👁👄👁

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  • Does anyone else think that Bob sounds he voices Wallace from Wallace and Gromit? He doesn't but he should.

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  • This season is so hard to watch, I root for Nish and he just got clobbered by Greg constantly. He was trying his best!

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  • I think we can all agree that Season 5 was the best season. It had the best contestants and the best tasks. Truly a glorious season.

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  • 3:50 so much going on with flaccid penis comment: Greg: flustered. Alex: bemused. Aisling: quietly proud. Mark: impressed. Nish: tickled. Bob: "that's alright." Sally: "can I have a sausage roll?"

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  • 0:31 Prize Task 6:13 Task 1 16:14 Task 2 29:44 Task 3 38:38 Final Task 41:27 Tie Break

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  • WhatEVER Alex is paid, it's not enough.

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  • Does no one else realise much Nish sounds like James Acaster? It's uncanny.

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  • I love finding a episode I missed

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    • Wait nope seen it

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  • I’m shocked that no one in the candle task thought to take the unlit candle OUT of the caravan and bring it inside to the first candle. That was my first impulse.

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    • Wren Facts 😂👏👏

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    • That’s what we call a Richard Osman move.

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  • 19:33 In that spoon slip, she sounded like Derry Girls

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  • 1000% expected someone to light the letter on fire and use that.

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  • Sally's birth movie was Lynchian brilliance

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  • Sally Phillips is an absolute mad lady. It suprises me every single time. Its like, she has an air of this sweet "southern belle" around her, and then she makes you an absinthe sandwitch and gives birth to you.

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    • You should watch her old comedy tv series that made her big. Smack the Pony. Three crazy women leading the show, it'll make total sense.

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    • Pretty women have brains too. Shocking, I know.

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  • Waiting for Sally's entries has become a carnival of anticipation and terror.

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  • But... isn’t that monochrome?

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  • I like how the bandanna was colored up in the last task

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  • 19:32 Aisling's Northern Irish accent sounds like Derry Girls.

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  • Am I the only one that had the immediate idea to set the paper on fire and run to the caravan...?

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  • I really feel like NA television is going to ruin the show, you can't say "bubbly fuck" on tv here...

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  • Anyone else notice that this episode is blurry?

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  • I can't believe no-one went to grab the candle from the caravan to light it in the lab

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  • for the candle task, why did nobody think to go out to the caravan and bring the unlit candle back into the lab lol

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  • how does a narcissistic puzzle of greg come in last place?? behind a plunger?? i feel so bad for mark sometimes in this series lmao that was ingeniously catered to greg. I feel like every series has that one contestant that greg shits on for no reason and mark is it for this one

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  • At some point you think they'd be suspicious of six month tasks.

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