Taskmaster - Series 5, Episode 5 | Full Episode | 'A Wind-dried Puffin'

23. april. 2020
414 285 Ganger

Bob Mortimer, Nish Kumar, Aisling Bea, Sally Phillips and Mark Watson create an epic water cooler moment and build tin can towers in this series 5 full episode of Taskmaster.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

  • funniest moment yet in taskmaster - when the taskmaster lost his trousers

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  • Torille!

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  • "Am I allowed to have these thoughts?"

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  • Tfw Minna Haakinen didn't mention Finland :(

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  • A swede a German, a swede and two fins walk into the taskmaster live show...

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  • those trousers were high Methane at best.

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  • 7:02 can we please get hi-def pics of these photographs of past cohorts? :)

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  • Mark has the best ideaaaas

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  • How can you not inflate a balloon

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  • Hands up who watched Sally's water cooler one more than once? 🙋🏼 It was hilarious 😂 20:05

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  • Omg. Sally's water cooler one............ When it 1st started I was like.... Oh no.... She isn't.....

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  • Stealing his trousers was brilliant 😂

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  • while I was rewatching this I had an idea for the balloon task and I tested it out while I was watching and it works! I put one balloon inside another and blew up the inner one first to be the size of my head, then I tied it up and blew up the outside balloon a little bit more and tied it! Bosh!

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  • my god, i feel sooo sorry for aisling in the can tower task hahahah

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  • Scientifically speaking, I'm drying to know how Bob Mortimer's children turned out.

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  • Poor Mark :(

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  • I'm a bit confused. So for the cans task, they were supposed to say that they were from a different country every ten seconds. Technically, couldn't they have just said "hey Alex, I'm from a different country" instead of naming a new country?

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  • It is now canon in two series that Bob Mortimer can rip an apple into two halves with his bare hands

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  • Was the recording nish brought in in episode 1 taken from the end of the balloon task? That sounded absolutely identical

    Franz MislikFranz Mislik21 dag siden
  • I think Nish had the absolute most fun of ANY Taskmaster contestant to date !

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  • @ 20:01 WHAT KIND OF PURILE TRASH IS THIS ? ! It's a win for Sally Phillips, that's what it is mate !

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  • Hello Alex, I'm from Ukraine! 🇺🇦

    Danya ObertanDanya Obertan26 dager siden
  • I would put another ballon in the ballon and blow them both up

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  • Ok either Bob is lying here or in WILTY, because he claimed he could do the egg thing back then as well. Also that vid has 1.8m views now :)

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  • At my work the water cooler is in the boss's office and we all hate him so we just bitch right there in the office so he can ignore us, as is his custom 🤣

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  • Globophobia is the and frequently develops as a result of being 'startled' by bursting at parties and social events.

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  • Nish is the fucking best lmao love how much he's enjoying this

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  • When I first saw this episode, I didn't believe Bob had actually pulled the apple apart - I assumed he had an already sliced in half apple off camera. His hands go off camera a few times, it seemed like an easy trick. My sister had to laugh at me, and make me watch Would I Lie to You?

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  • Anybody else notice Mark May have been sending Greg another cheeky text at the end of the show(during the credits)?

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  • Greg is simping.

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  • 14:40 Nish's laugh from the very first prize task

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  • I have the same fear of balloons as Mark! There is nothing that makes me feel sillier than being afraid of a stupid balloon.

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  • Just my opinion but you know it's a weak series when none of the 5 contestants can successfully blow up a balloon and the 2nd best 'water cooler moment' is somebody just limply kicking a stationary object.

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    • Love the show by the way, this series just doesn't live up to the very very high standard.

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  • 31:38 I love Aisling's subtle realization & subsequent frustration.

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  • Sally is a delight.

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  • I feel like Mark was chosen valedictorian in his Woody Allen imitators class. Feels a bit intentional though.

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  • Greenland isn't even a country!

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  • It's pronounced "brew sket uh". Why is that so hard?

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  • I'd like the story behind how Greg got his trousers stolen. Wasn't he wearing them? 🤔😏 Also I'm with Mark on the balloon phobia. I cringe having to blow them up, knowing they'll pop on me. 😣

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  • no beeb from sallies Holland, Holland is a combination of two provinces in the Netherlands, not a country

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  • Sally Phillips looks like a British Gwyneth Paltrow.

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  • Bob: it's a shame the task wasn't "make a good noise". Greg: WRITE THAT DOWN ALEX WRITE THAT DOWN

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  • why is it that every season has, 2 girls, one older, one younger, and 3 boys, one older, one younger, and one of colour. just seems less diverse when its an actual quota 🤔

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  • Being from Finland myself, I could tell 4 and 5 were probably Finnish just by looking at them

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  • "Why are they all white people?" *laughter* ... What is wrong with this world?

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  • 24:42 hilarious Nish Kumar beaten up by a water cooler

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  • Technically Mark is now guilty of theft AND receipt of stolen goods, all for the same item.

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  • Hate to shit on anything Bob Mortimer does, but Greenland is not technically a country.

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  • They buzzed her on Georgia but Georgia is a country between Russia and Turkey.

    Robert EltzeRobert Eltze2 måneder siden
    • She’d already said Georgia

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  • God, this episode was amazing! Greg realizing how his trousers went missing, Sally fucking a water cooler, Mark's shattered soul after five months of dedication, and Aisling's fury over the bean tower. Every episode has been fun, but rarely do we get one brimming with this much gold!

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  • I thought Aisling was going to be the funniest in the series, but all she has is stupid feminist jokes, whereas Sally ... Damn, she's brilliant.

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  • Everyone crying about Mark's cheeky text task, but this episode also featured Bob being 'fed up' by the balloon task and poor Aisling realizing all her efforts in the country task was for nothing. This was such an unlucky episode. Haha!

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  • I wouldn't mind being Sally's water cooler for a night or two lol

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  • No water cooler was harmed during this show.

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  • Sound is weirdly lower than in all other episodes. having an absolute blast here watching this :)

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  • lol wtf is a wind-dried puffin?

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  • Why no series 7 ? At lest more than two .

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  • Taskmaster Series 5 Episode 5: The Mistreatment of Mark Watson

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  • Guadalajara is not a country... it is a city in the sate of Jalisco in Mexico

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  • Sally knows her Latin but has no clue about geography. She’s great!

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  • Am I the only one here who is super irritated that Bob got a point for Greenland when that's an autonomous region and not a country? Idk just kinda bugged me.

    Katharina DembachKatharina Dembach2 måneder siden
  • I'm literally in love with Nish Kumar at this point ugh i wanna marry him

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  • I thought Joe's toss was the greatest tragedy in Taskmaster history. Until Mark got 0 points. Simply heartbreaking.

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  • Why is that large man bullying Josh Groban so much

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  • I need Nish saying "PISS AND SHIT!" as my ringtone.

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  • Aisling Bea acts exactly like my 10 year old niece. Only my niece isn't a retarded feminist. Thank God.

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  • Sally is a wildcard.

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  • Mark - steals Gregs trousers Also Mark, through a text message: I have a big dick Greg: Enjoy your zero points

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  • Mark keeps getting screwed over lmao

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  • 27:50 Alex’s gleeful smile!

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  • so sick of the predictable movies and shows everywhere these days - I find myself freshly addicted to this completely unpredictable show. ... and extremely jealous of a certain water cooler.

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  • 11:55 I now see where Alex got S7 task inspiration from.

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  • I love the bro hug that Mark and Noah shared when Mark won, lmao

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  • But how? How does a man lose his trousers? XD

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  • Most of the countries Sally mention aren't countries. lol

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  • I always love watching this episode because when they talk about the apple bit, it's clear that Bob genuinely has no idea how much of a cult following he has online ❤️

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  • I'm not saying the fears of balloons are justified, but when Nish had his attempt it did startle me.

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  • I'll never see a water cooler with the same eyes ever again... ever. Lucky bastard.. he has better sex life than me! AND I AM MARRIED!

    Javier AlbinarrateJavier Albinarrate3 måneder siden
  • watched this so hard

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  • I was thinking about how I would have cried if I had been in marks scenario and gotten no points just as aisling was on the verge of crying herself

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  • Aisling and Mark really needed Bob's sperometer.

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  • 49 Danes voted this down for allowing "Greenland" as a country :)

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  • Andy Kaufman would have been really good at this show.

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  • Is Nish's laugh at 14:40 the one they used for the prize task in episode 1?

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  • Turning the table upside down in the can stacking tower would benefit quite a bit.

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  • 26:15 "She came first. Did she? We'll never know"

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  • Whenever Nish laughs he looks like he's trying to break free from a ghost that's possessing him and forcing him to laugh.

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  • Mark is going to need counseling after not getting points for his 5-month long task haha

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  • Sally always surprises me, outwardly she's so classy but she'll shove cake in your armpit and have sex with a watercooler. What a lady, that's what you call range.

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  • Mark got cheated for points TWICE and still won, gg Mark

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  • This series is a blessing rn thanks from america

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  • This series is a blessing rn thanks from america

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  • This is the best of the guest panel

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  • Did nobody think to ask for a second balloon to inflate inside the first?

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  • 11:48 music?

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  • Are there actually people out there that find Nish Kumar funny?

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  • @Taskmaster are you aware that NOworld is running pro-Trump commercials for your ads.

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  • SPOILERS for the episode MAN that hug at the end when Mark won and Nish, who came dead last, gave him a giant hug...you could just feel how much they truly enjoy each other. Sucks that the pre-filmes tasks where they work together didn't have the same chemistry, as that dynamic was built over the course of the series. Absolutley love these two, and Ashlynn is a goddamn national treasure. To which nation, you ask? All of them, I answer. Edit: apparently her name is spelt Aisling which is just splitting my brain in half, what the fuck lmao

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  • Sally Phillips is amazing. I love her so much

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