Taskmaster - Series 11, Episode 3 | Full Episode | 'Run up a tree to the moon'

1. april. 2021
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In series 11 episode 3, Charlotte Ritchie, Jamali Maddix, Lee Mack, Mike Wozniak, and Sarah Kendall face Taskmaster Greg Davies and his assistant Little Alex Horne to create a new calendar system, and complete an airport security obstacle course.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

  • Use your knuckles and the space between them!

    kissndi3kissndi34 dager siden
  • Err. No one noticed that Jamali skipped September?

    theblitz9theblitz96 dager siden
  • I figured out a new calendar system "MAYO's Neighbors live on 30th" May's neighbors = April / June O's (October) neighbors = September / November

    VeerixVeerix10 dager siden
  • I know in series past that contestants can ask Alex for help but I don't like how Jamali is treating him. It just comes off as mean.

    Stambay HeereStambay Heere11 dager siden
  • In belgium we use our hands to know which months have 31 days, just begin from your left pinkie, the knuckle is january (31 days) the hole in between the knuckle from your pinkie and ringfinger is February (28 days) so if u go on like that till the right pinkie, u realise every knuckle is 31 days and the holes in between are 30 days

    Stalin LeninStalin Lenin12 dager siden
  • I love how Sarah could’ve just used the knuckles trick which she showed at the beginning and then decided to fucking make a yoga pose out of it. Like why on earth make it so much more difficult

    Minimish 28.Minimish 28.14 dager siden
  • I remember the months with my knuckles. Which works well and is reliable because you knuckles are always there. But that's not new.

    junbh2junbh219 dager siden
  • Jamali is just unpleasant

    Tabatha OgostTabatha Ogost19 dager siden
  • There is a really easy way to remember the months. Make a fist, then count the months starting with your index finger knuckle, then the valley is feb, knuckle, valley, when you come to the last knuckle you need to turn and count the knuckle again (july, august) and move back.

    ramazan saralramazan saral21 dag siden
  • "POLLY PUT THE KETTLE ON YOU PRICK" You just can't get better than Lee Mack

    ClappiiiClappiii23 dager siden
  • I love it. I don't understand why it has so few views. I talk to all my friends about it, and I'm from Canada! I want to make a show of my own. The banter is ridiculous, the tasks are ingeniuous. What's not to like?!

    daliasnolldaliasnoll23 dager siden
    • At 35:55, alex interrupts greg for the first time in 11 seasons.

      daliasnolldaliasnoll23 dager siden
  • You can go through your knuckles to determine the number of the days. You make a Fist and start on the Knuckle of your Index-Finger. Thats January and because its "up" its 31. The Gap between the Knuckle of the Indexfinger and the Middlefinger is february and down, so 28/29. March, Knuckle of Indexfinger, as you may have allready guessed is up, therefor 31. Keep on till you reach the knuckle of the pinkie, thats July (up=31). You then go backwards, but count the Knuckle of the pinkie again for August (up=31). Do not forget this.! You`ll end up on the Knuckle of the middlefinger again with December, up=31. Works with both hands. It helps to say out the months aloud when doing this ^^

    GT-BattlezoneGT-Battlezone24 dager siden
  • Mike is delightfully british

    The Lore WriterThe Lore Writer26 dager siden
  • the way i googled jamali's birthday when he said he was born in april & google says june 4..........lol

    sophie !sophie !26 dager siden
  • Lee and Mike moved the rope. Just saying

    jdiskin82jdiskin8226 dager siden
  • I love Jamali's irritation with Alex.

    Henna KhanHenna Khan27 dager siden
  • Thank you for uploading this show. It really makes you laugh, and the whole world clearly needs a laugh right now.

    CleebeCleebeMåned siden
  • I think 6:16 might be my favourite version of the music yet

    YanurikaYanurikaMåned siden
  • Jamali should have got points for the airport task tbh They should reward bullying, what is this shit

    Pah BodyPah BodyMåned siden
  • Greg asking about Jamjod Snazj is probably on of the funniest things I've ever seen. I can't stop replaying it 😂

    proxanityproxanityMåned siden
  • I'm torn between Mike and Charlotte as my fav. They are both polite, adorable and are genuinely the best part of this series.

    SounakSounakMåned siden
  • AC means All Clear...

    NavySeal2kNavySeal2kMåned siden
  • That poor shirt.

    Seán O'NilbudSeán O'NilbudMåned siden
  • I always thought the knuckle system for remembering the day's of the month was amazing and seeing all the UK-based people using a rhyme makes me wonder if Sarah could have just submitted the knuckle system.

    Lactose Intolerant GamingLactose Intolerant GamingMåned siden
  • Did anyone else notice that Jamali said that February had 29 days except leap years!!! LOOOLLLLLZZZZ

    MurcianWolf ReactsMurcianWolf ReactsMåned siden
  • “Polly put the the kettle on, you prick!” Is possibly my favourite quote ever

    thegoshdarned batmanthegoshdarned batmanMåned siden
  • Hell yes, I've left this on my watch later list and now's the time, let me fall even harder for Mike.

    MarinaMarinaMåned siden
  • "BLIND ANUS!" truly beautiful

    OOStevOOStevMåned siden
  • 13:35 she did it so real

  • Task didn't say you couldn't *move* the barriers, just that you had to stay inside the maze and only go under 1/disconnect 1/carry 1.

    Jake CassarJake CassarMåned siden
  • You guys know there's a trick to count the days of the month, on your knuckles. The ones that pop out are 31 and the space between two knuckles are months with 30 days. Just put your hand in a fist and count your knuckles

    gdjicaDelReygdjicaDelReyMåned siden
  • Spoke sasss

    Harry GonzalezHarry GonzalezMåned siden
  • The days of the month are easy. Odd months have 31 days until you get to the months with numbers in their names (Sept, Oct, Nov, Dec) where it switches to evens having 31 days. February has 28 except for leap years which have 29.

    ChesterSnapChesterSnapMåned siden
  • That child-dog hybrid made me think... "Edward"

    Nikola KrawczukNikola KrawczukMåned siden
  • The months count super easy for me to remember. I wonder how to make it into a rhyme... Odd-to-odd, then on through summer, then twice we celebrate the greatest number. Even days for all the rest, 'til Feb completes the four-year quest.

    ADragonAmongRosesADragonAmongRosesMåned siden
  • For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3: 16 Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned. Mark 16: 16 “.....Repent, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” Matthew 3: 2

    Mihai ŞtețcoMihai ŞtețcoMåned siden
  • I love this show more than anything but im not gonna lie i didnt appreciate the "hissy fit" comment

    Jayaana PantJayaana PantMåned siden
  • Apparently I wasnt the only one who didnt get Mike Woyniak's joke in the prize task....

    Sophius DynamiSophius DynamiMåned siden
  • jamali is fucking annoying, rude, and not funny. He is so gangsta. (sarcasm)

    aichiVIPaichiVIPMåned siden
  • Lee Mack's alliterative outburst.

    Gal DagonGal DagonMåned siden
  • Best part 13:36 phnk!

    Sebastian WolffSebastian WolffMåned siden
  • 35:50 I dont get that? why would he get extra security?

    Ivan AdriazolaIvan AdriazolaMåned siden
    • IMB4 because of the glases

      Ivan AdriazolaIvan AdriazolaMåned siden
  • First Taskmaster episode that I've ever stopped watching part-way through. Unwatchable. This series, thus far, has been so uninspired, by everybody.

    QQQQMåned siden
    • you are not alone mate. maybe it's time to end the show.

      Pampel MusePampel MuseMåned siden
  • 41:25 is one of the best moments of the season so far. Lee and Mike are so in sync with their putting, and that PERFECTLY uniform snap and point was so satisfying that I had to watch it twice. Already a big fan of Lee, but Mike is quickly becoming a hilarious addition to the TM lineup! Honestly this season has such a good cast I can't pick a fave but these two, together, are always a treat

    Bunkbed sBunkbed sMåned siden
  • Idk in English but I'm shocked at how similar that calendar song-thing is to its Italian counter part, it's roughly the same, but our version says (after the September and November parts) "di 28 ce n'è uno, tutti gli altri ne han 31", placing the February part first and never mentioning February directly, but at least our rhymes lol

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  • Anyone else missing the ad breaks?

    TRiG (Ireland)TRiG (Ireland)Måned siden
  • It seems to me that both Mike and Lee moved the rope. Also, I think that Jamali should have been allowed to bully his way through security, since the task didn't say he couldn't and (say it with me now) all the information is on the task.

    TRiG (Ireland)TRiG (Ireland)Måned siden
  • Best opening on TaskMaster ever. Nicely done, Task Master. "Do a great opening" Task completed!

    Mr Pirate DancerMr Pirate DancerMåned siden
  • This is probably the best cast so far

    Tamish FrostTamish FrostMåned siden
  • The rush of serotonin I get just from seeing a new Taskmaster episode uploaded is astounding. Loving this series. ❤️

    Emmy BEmmy BMåned siden
  • Like clockwork, by episode 3 I'm convinced it's a brilliant season.

    Shark of JoyShark of JoyMåned siden
  • There is another channel on YT which post same videos and steals your views. Check ''ozmartian'' and report it so you are gonna get all views you should have. Love you

    KubaKubaMåned siden
  • The luggage task didn‘t say you have to go through the maze with the luggage. Ist just said you have to be in the maze while the luggage goes through the machine. The could‘ve walked around the maze.

    Hans ImGlueckHans ImGlueckMåned siden
  • Alex telling Charlotte that it's "up to her" in the way he did, was just misleading and shitty tbh. And I agree with Greg, needlessly complicated tasks this time.

    Eve EveEve EveMåned siden
  • “I’ll take pencil.”

    Momo .CatHeadMomo .CatHeadMåned siden
  • I just have to say, they are gods for posting full episodes themselves

    AviationFansAviationFansMåned siden
  • Wow, pretty poor episode. How did Alex ever think that security task would be entertaining viewing. Vibe in studio is not as good as other seasons

    Fred McHughFred McHughMåned siden
  • I really miss the bits for the ad breaks...

    lailaiiwaiisanlailaiiwaiisanMåned siden
  • Mike was robbed on the airport one. The bags got through security. The water bottle rule applies to carry in not checked bags.

    Justin WhiteJustin WhiteMåned siden
  • 21:42 omg! Someone else does the knuckle trick! I can't for the life of me remember the poem because too many months rhyme with 'ember'

    Justin WhiteJustin WhiteMåned siden
  • I want charlotte's sweatshirt with the cute lil frog on it

    YammenkowYammenkowMåned siden
  • This seasons lineup sucks. First episode was mildly entertaining and the last 2 have been shit..

    Slackin AintEasySlackin AintEasyMåned siden
  • Jamali should have gotten one point for the days of the month task.

    ZakAshChanZakAshChanMåned siden
  • Mike Wozniak sounds like the name of a famed NFL linebacker from the 80's or a down at heel, but tough detective from a gritty 70's thriller!

    David LeanDavid LeanMåned siden
  • I wonder if Alex genuinely learned to get really good at mental maths but wasn't able to show it off due to Greg's calculator ineptitude

    RileyRileyMåned siden
  • Mike and Lee miming is my new favourite thing

    Davide SimonettiDavide SimonettiMåned siden
  • Lee never carried the pole back with him to get the passport...

    Colm O GradyColm O GradyMåned siden
  • Calendar task, you ready for this? Series of game scores: January beat February 31 to 28 (or was it 29?) March beat April 31 to 30 May beat June 31 to 30 July tied August 31-31 September lost to October 30 to 31 November lost to December 30 to 31 You're welcome.

    Zack HansonZack HansonMåned siden
  • thank you for making it accessible to other countries. i was getting tired of using a VPN.

    SimonSimonMåned siden
  • I love Sarah but i think she got overmarked on the one for the number of days in each month, its easier to memorize the actual calendar than that system, apart from that she is probably the most efficient

    Mariana SampaioMariana SampaioMåned siden
  • Jamali's banter with Alex is hysterical, making him hurry up and "cause of the glasses", are great moments to add to "so what your job?"

    Mariana SampaioMariana SampaioMåned siden
  • Sadly, although i love Jamali generally for his shows and comedy wit, in this show which i love to pieces, he seems to be getting my goat and kinda pissing me off... dont know why iam writting this but ..hey, these are the times we live in when everybody has an opinion, and maybe i have had one too many glasses of the red stuff

    Bambam hendersonBambam hendersonMåned siden
  • You know, I enjoy this season. But it's just not the same without a highly pregnant contestant trying not to pee themselves from laughing.

    vcgansvcgansMåned siden
    • Daisy really made up for the lack of a live audience. She has one of the most contagious laughs I've ever heard

      Chuck MéndezChuck MéndezMåned siden
  • Charlotte is cute! Wozniak is a nutter 😄

    MortorVMortorVMåned siden
  • I loved the nursery rhyme task

    Starry AStarry AMåned siden
  • The women in this particular series are so unbelievably dull... It really makes this the most unenjoyable series: surprising, given the three men. 😔😴😴

    Tee CarratTee CarratMåned siden
  • I LOVE MIKE! He has to be up there with one of my favourite contestants right along side Noel and James!

    Caitlin MurrayCaitlin MurrayMåned siden
  • I have followed taskmaster since series 1, this one is plain BORING... the guests have no energy, no connection with Greg or Alex and Yamal is rude and disgusting... the girls have no spark, and Lee's wit is done/gone... it's as if none have actually grasped the concept of the programme... shame. Hope it finishes soon.

    Claudia de la CeraClaudia de la CeraMåned siden
    • @Eric Jourdain doubt I will keep on watching .. was quite disappointed ...

      Claudia de la CeraClaudia de la CeraMåned siden
    • @Fred McHugh dont like his ways with Alex, and his attitude to me he is disgusting ... and he does not get the idea of the programme at all

      Claudia de la CeraClaudia de la CeraMåned siden
    • It will finish in 7 episodes.

      Eric JourdainEric JourdainMåned siden
    • Agree with all however saying jamali is disgusting is harsh.

      Fred McHughFred McHughMåned siden
  • I just...I just love the way Mike runs

    Nano_VerseNano_VerseMåned siden
  • one of the best episodes ever

    honkaboolyhonkaboolyMåned siden
  • Who else found Greg's lack of nursery rhyme knowledge absolutely infuriating?

    Evergreen TreeEvergreen TreeMåned siden
  • Im totally amazed that none of them know the count the mounts on your knuckles trick. thanks sarah!

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  • Jamale was kind of a jerk the whole episode

    Justin MJustin MMåned siden
  • HEY Taskmaster people, you should put all the different tunes you make (taskmaster theme song remixes and all) on spotify, i really enjoy all of them and could do with listening to them on my way to my internship (not everyday but, you know. PEAce

    LucS 45LucS 45Måned siden
  • That trick Sarah shows with telling how long months are with the knuckles is great, I had never heard of that before and it works. Then she didn’t use that system she already had and came up with a much worse one!

    kris wilkinsonkris wilkinsonMåned siden
    • @Justin White fair point but a new rhyme on the knuckles would have been new

      kris wilkinsonkris wilkinsonMåned siden
    • It was 'come up with a new system'. Knuckles isn't a new system.

      Justin WhiteJustin WhiteMåned siden
  • Mike reminds me a lot of an old friend of mine I used to go drinking with, I feel a strong fondness for him

    kris wilkinsonkris wilkinsonMåned siden
  • This is so lovely to hear the sounds of balalaika and accordion playing during the tasks. And all the details from USSR times such as the clocks with cat and mouse from our famouse cartoon are so nostalgic. This is really heartwarming and makes me love Taskmaster even more (and I thought it's impossible to love more than I alredy do)! Thank you for this.

    MissSpanishbellaMissSpanishbellaMåned siden
  • People need to chill out more, too many commenters taking the tasks more seriously than is needed. There can be some degree of flexibility with the tasks (what's fair is a judgement call). If Alex tells you he needs your passport that's now part of the task, just go with it. Even when you mess up if you keep the right attitude you might still score some points 👍

    Tony BainTony BainMåned siden
  • Fudge sake is Jamali unpleasant.

    Dorth LousDorth LousMåned siden
  • Why am I so obsessed with this British Comedy-show? I don't even know any of the contestants but I'm very thankful that the NOworld-algorithm recommended this to me. And why isn't there a German rip-off? I mean we're so uninspired that we copy everything that's successful in foreign tv. Thanks and greeting from germany

    M OM OMåned siden
  • Sarah Kendall could've entered the knuckle system as her idea to remember the days of the months, as they wanted something other than the poem.

    PanthrorPanthrorMåned siden
  • Greg said, "If the passport was part of the rules, he can't have the points" This was the task: "Get all of your luggage through security. You must stay inside the maze until your luggage has been through the x-ray machine. You may go under one rope and release one rope. You may also disconnect 1 pole completely, but you must then pick up that pole and carry it for the rest of the task. If any of your luggage touches any of the barriers the maze will restart and you must start again. Fastest time wins, your time starts now" No mention at all of the passport, Jamali deserved the points. I think just ignoring Alex qualifies as lateral thinking. I know the rules are loosey goosey but c'mon, wording is important. (I also don't understand the part where Mike was disqualified for not finding the water, another thing not listed in the task. If I get manage to get water through security, it's because that security did a bad job, it doesn't undo the fact that I got water through security)

    FinetalPiesFinetalPiesMåned siden
    • But the passport instructions and the "No liquids" rule were both clearly posted on the signs in the maze, and we all know that any sort of message Alex incorporates into tasks outside of the letter at the beginning is just as important. And very sneaky.

      Joélle ÉtienneJoélle Étienne6 dager siden
    • @corbeau I managed to get on a transatlantic flight at Newark Airport without a valid boarding pass a few years ago. Long story, that.

      MathisRHMathisRHMåned siden
    • _In this show, I, Greg Davies make some accomplished, but needy comedians do stupid things for me. Why? Because I can! I'm a powerful man. Look at me! Thank you. They have no idea how each other did, but they will soon find out. I shall be judging both what they did and how they did it._ *My word is final - the contestants will definitely respect me.* In the undying words of Cartman: "Respect my authoritah!". Both Greg and Cartman don't exist to be fair - not in the slightest. And indeed, airport security is about (you packing) your (own) luggage and identifying you as a person. Good luck without a passport... I've stepped on a plane with liquids however. A small bottle of Vodka, called 'the Bomb', even xD. But not documents? No trip...

      corbeaucorbeauMåned siden
    • The task says get all your luggage through security. The theme of the task is in an airport security where you can't get through without your passport and boarding pass and also no liquids inside. Jamali deserved the zero points in that task

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  • Jamali constantly sabotaging himself by telling Alex what to do, then stopping him from doing it is just hilarious...

    DeBedschbacherDeBedschbacherMåned siden
  • Charlotte is like a kid that took that 13 Going On 30 Magic Dust.

    Jake WhiteJake WhiteMåned siden
  • Thank you for USSR theme, some of it is surprisingly quite nostalgic to see after all these years - such as the clock with Leopold the cat )))

    Светлана АристоваСветлана АристоваMåned siden
  • Didn't really like the maze task, i think tasks are much more fun when there's more creative liberty of how to do them, any one else feel the same?

    Malena Hermo FandiñoMalena Hermo FandiñoMåned siden
  • I would have just said.. memorize them, I don't need a rhyme to remember how many days are in a month, I just know

    Steven SolarzSteven SolarzMåned siden
    • @Justin White LOL TRUE

      Steven SolarzSteven SolarzMåned siden
    • Need a new way. Memorizing is definitely an old way.

      Justin WhiteJustin WhiteMåned siden
  • I love Jamali, is really fun to see his interactions with alex and how he and greg bond over bullying him hahshsa

    Malena Hermo FandiñoMalena Hermo FandiñoMåned siden
  • Jamali should just have placed his balloon on the hot rocks as it and moved behind the rope, the heat would have melted the hull of the balloon quickly enough.

    BenzaitenBenzaitenMåned siden
  • Can't belive that I only just noticed Tim Key is in the credits as, "task consultant" and I'm both surprised and totally unsurprised at the same time

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