Nish Kumar's Best Taskmaster Moments

27. juni. 2020
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"How do you like them apples?" - it's some of Nish Kumar's best moments from series 5 of Taskmaster.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

  • He ate Patatas 😂😂

    Joseph BleasdaleJoseph Bleasdale6 timer siden
  • that song will forever be a bop

    RachaelRachael2 dager siden
  • Oh no not Nish poomar

    DrJamsDrJams6 dager siden
  • Cringe

    Tay WoodeTay Woode10 dager siden
  • Cringe

    Tay WoodeTay Woode10 dager siden
  • Cringe

    Tay WoodeTay Woode10 dager siden
  • Nish is the most unfunny comedian ever

    cruzbohycruzbohy11 dager siden
    • I have to disagree When he did the charity event outside the BBC comfort zone studios and got booed offstage and wouldn't leave like a petulant teenager, that was the funniest thing I've seen him do

      Tay WoodeTay Woode10 dager siden
  • Petition for Nish and James acaster to start a band

    Max PeltonMax Pelton29 dager siden
  • *DISINTEGRATED* The Weetabix has been compromised

    Cyber Controller 16-914Cyber Controller 16-914Måned siden
  • Anyone else tear up on the song or just me?

    harikara89harikara89Måned siden
  • BTW I'm 99% sure NOworld unsubbed me. (WTF indeed) Maybe drop a tweet out and get folk to check.

    Kris KrisKris KrisMåned siden
  • The combination of Nish, Sally, Mark, Aisling and Bob was just perfect. Series 5 was incredible.

    Laura HamiltonLaura HamiltonMåned siden
    • This may be my favourite series of all for that reason. Yes, series 4 was very wholesome and quirky, and series 7 is pure madness which is great, but I don't think any group completemented each other quite as well as this one.

      JennyfischJennyfischMåned siden
  • why are most the videos blocked in my country? the country where this series was first aired and was made in.

    MumboMumboMåned siden
  • Nish had great moments?

    Michael ByrneMichael ByrneMåned siden
    • When he got booed off stage at a charity event Great moment

      Tay WoodeTay Woode10 dager siden
  • Where's "Bubbly Fuck" and Greg telling Nish off for the Sudoku bit? We were robbed

    Lucia Di LazzaroLucia Di LazzaroMåned siden
  • "Ou et let chat?" "Le chat et dans le Nish" Classic

    Nick MedcroftNick MedcroftMåned siden
  • Ceci nest pas un chat

    justabitofamugjustabitofamug2 måneder siden
    • 🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️

      Cheetah_chiefCheetah_chiefMåned siden
    • Baguette

      Cheetah_chiefCheetah_chiefMåned siden
  • "The Hangover" is probably the last thing I would have expected her to say.

    C GC G2 måneder siden
  • Nish is a legend. Shoutout to the Bugle.

    Boudica JonesBoudica Jones2 måneder siden
  • He's my favorite contestant so far, cuz he wasn't very good but he was having a great time and just so positive all the time. So wholesome!

    DunMindMeI'mTrashDunMindMeI'mTrash2 måneder siden
  • I always forget how good their song about Rosalind is because the other one is spectacular

    Ryan RyanRyan Ryan2 måneder siden
  • The song is legitimately my favorite moment in this entire series it makes me so happy every time I listen to it

    Leslie HunterLeslie Hunter2 måneder siden
  • That song was one of my all time fav taskmaster moments

    Piper WatmoxoPiper Watmoxo3 måneder siden
  • That interlude music just grates on the ears... What's it called? I'd like to avoid it for the rest of my life.

    snickle1980snickle19803 måneder siden
  • Honestly that song is better than half of the charting songs

    Thomas MendlerThomas Mendler3 måneder siden
  • ecclEEEEEEEEEEEEEsiasticalisaiditalready!!!

    P0LARFANGP0LARFANG3 måneder siden
  • sad they didn’t include greg pulling him aside like the teacher he is.

    L. Lee ButlerL. Lee Butler3 måneder siden
  • When does the new series start on CH4? Not seen any more trailers.

    Pedro MaverickPedro Maverick3 måneder siden
  • While all of these were wonderful moments, I was just WAITING for the coconut task. The ending had me rolling all over my bed laughing in the middle of the night when I first saw it.

    Sophia RedwoodSophia Redwood3 måneder siden
  • Mark watson taskmaster moments please

    The JAMPLEThe JAMPLE3 måneder siden
  • Nish.. Left wing prick..

    Len MurphyLen Murphy3 måneder siden
    • 100% agree

      Tay WoodeTay Woode10 dager siden
  • The basketball thing really got me

    Charlotte sCharlotte s3 måneder siden
  • Someone hand me a bread roll

    Michael McGrathMichael McGrath3 måneder siden
    • A naan bread, so it's more diverse Poor thing getting booed off a charity event for moaning about white people

      Tay WoodeTay Woode10 dager siden
  • That song was so good omg

    PsychxticRosePsychxticRose3 måneder siden
  • Please do Joe Thomas' best bits!😂😍

    Guinea PigGuinea Pig3 måneder siden
  • That song is possibly my all-time favourite taskmaster moment. It just floored me.

    Daniel PageDaniel Page3 måneder siden
  • Unfunny. Congratulations on padding this video out.

    Google SucksGoogle Sucks3 måneder siden
  • Nish's best moments and you don't include 'you bubble-y fuck'. For shame. Funniest moment of the whole season.

    Doug SwampRatDoug SwampRat3 måneder siden
  • I was hoping you would include his telling off from Greg, after his poor attempt at a sudoku.

    baconear88baconear883 måneder siden
  • Genuinely a good song. I'd listen to it in the car kind of thing

    Big BazzaBig Bazza3 måneder siden
    • When you're old enough to drive

      Tay WoodeTay Woode10 dager siden
  • Kinda disappointed that we got a teaser for the basketball-dunk in the intro, but didn't get to see the task!

    cyprolcyprol3 måneder siden
  • I love how nish’s best moments only amount to 7 minutes of raw footage

    Andrew YurovchakAndrew Yurovchak3 måneder siden
  • How can you leave out 'You bubbly f**k'?!

    Chica LolitaChica Lolita3 måneder siden
  • Shame he’s a left wing loonie 🙄

    D ARVSD ARVS3 måneder siden
    • He's horrendous

      Tay WoodeTay Woode10 dager siden
    • The funniest thing about him is that he thinks London is an accurate representation of the UK xD

      The Mighty DashThe Mighty Dash3 måneder siden
  • not one, "piss and shit!" or "shit and piss!" :((

    David BlankleyDavid Blankley3 måneder siden
  • Nisha was my favourite in that series, Genuinely made everything he did funny unintentionally. + my dad thought this part was actually quite good. 8:54😁

    Ryan StonedOnCanadianGamingRyan StonedOnCanadianGaming3 måneder siden
  • "How do you like them apples" 🍎🍎

    Ryan StonedOnCanadianGamingRyan StonedOnCanadianGaming3 måneder siden
  • dude has such a great laugh

    unlucky marchunlucky march3 måneder siden
  • Nish Kumar, the best worst contestant to grace Taskmaster

    Adriano VazAdriano Vaz3 måneder siden
  • Why was the song actually good 😭

    I don't KnowI don't Know3 måneder siden
  • Im always seeing you do cool stuff on uk shows but never new your name.. quarantine love from Kenya

    Mojo THC JoeMojo THC Joe3 måneder siden
  • "I'm always seeing you (do cool stuff)" ist my favourite Song of the year

    Lena GaubitzerLena Gaubitzer3 måneder siden
  • Surprisingly not a single Brexit joke from the unfunniest man to appear on the show (and I'm including the old man who couldn't talk)

    Martin GMartin G3 måneder siden
  • Nish I hate Brexiteers kumar

    Check My PlaylistCheck My Playlist3 måneder siden
    • Whaaaate people

      Tay WoodeTay Woode10 dager siden
  • Oh *SHIT AND PISS* 😂😂😂😂😂

    Joseph BleasdaleJoseph Bleasdale3 måneder siden
  • "I'm Always seeing you [open brackets] doing cool stuff [close brackets]" is the best Nish moment of his series run. But I especially love his attempt at getting the coconut as far from the house as possible as his defining comic genius. Just throws, hits the mast, then drops to his feet as he walks away with shame! That and Alex's quip at the end. "Could've thrown again. Back inside."

    Portsmouth TaskmasterPortsmouth Taskmaster3 måneder siden
  • Oh, Nishi. You so fine. You so fine you blow my mind. Hey, Nishi! Hey Nishi!

    Joe BerrymanJoe Berryman3 måneder siden
  • My favourite part of this series was definitely the friendship between Nish and Mark and watching it grow during the tasks and then the studioshows, they so often thought alike on how to handle a task and also often came in last, it was overall so endearing to watch

    Sarah DSSarah DS3 måneder siden
    • @Nic Q Yeah it did surprise me that Mark did so well eventually, but in the beginning of the series they were often at the end, Mark did start getting better while Nish kept getting behind

      Sarah DSSarah DS3 måneder siden
    • Mark didn't often come last even if it seemed like it. At one point he was in the lead and could have won the whole thing.

      Nic QNic Q3 måneder siden
  • To write an original song in 30 minutes about someone they only talked to for 5 minutes takes incredible talent.

    GT WalkerGT Walker3 måneder siden
  • A Mark and Nish album please?

    parkash rawatparkash rawat3 måneder siden
  • I've been waiting for this compilation

    Serenity RoseSerenity Rose3 måneder siden
  • Why isn't "bubbly fuck" in here?

    Sparo SplatSparo Splat3 måneder siden
  • I missed Nish!!!

    Uttara S.Uttara S.3 måneder siden
  • The song they sang was really good but nothing beats "Rosaline is a fucking nightmare"

    NathanNathan3 måneder siden
  • Nish's odd-yet-sweet coming of minds and friendship with Mark was wonderful in this series.

    Scotty EnnScotty Enn3 måneder siden
  • You included the song for Rosalind, so I'm not mad, but I AM disappointed you didn't include Greg telling Nish off for his sudoku film.

    Scotty EnnScotty Enn3 måneder siden
  • Thanks for the support lads

    NishNish3 måneder siden
  • Needs more of him cracking up

    Julie WeinandJulie Weinand3 måneder siden
  • The song felt so nostalgic 😭😭😭

    Thoughtful SamosaThoughtful Samosa3 måneder siden
  • This was so funny 😂 But when is "Alex Horne's Best Taskmaster Moments" coming out 😭😭😭

    Thoughtful SamosaThoughtful Samosa3 måneder siden
    • But tbh, each of these "best taskmaster moment" videos have some of Alex and Greg's best moments anyway 😂

      Thoughtful SamosaThoughtful Samosa3 måneder siden
  • Nish and Mark are two of my all- time favourite contestants and the song is the top reason why.

    Kelly GKelly G3 måneder siden
  • I really like Nish's singing voice, if the comedy falls through he could always start a band

    TiffYG2133TiffYG21333 måneder siden
  • Yay! I'm glad someone did one for Nish. Some people find him annoying but I think he's great. 👍 Edit: also, when did he lose so much weight!? He's so skinny now...

    One Million Dead KoalasOne Million Dead Koalas3 måneder siden
  • "Oh God, it's like a bassoon"

    TeamPendragonTeamPendragon3 måneder siden
  • I forgot how fantastic that song is

    Zac EverettZac Everett3 måneder siden
  • Love chubby Indian Robin Hood

    Heather WhitedHeather Whited3 måneder siden
  • Absolutely smashed the song 👏

    SHAUN9851SHAUN98513 måneder siden
  • In conclusion, I think we can all agree: NISH

    Sne MehtaSne Mehta3 måneder siden
    • .... is not funny

      Tay WoodeTay Woode10 dager siden
  • ❤️

    Isabella EarnhardtIsabella Earnhardt3 måneder siden
  • Just say no to crack! Nash, please pull-up your pants!

    Joel PriceJoel Price3 måneder siden
    • Nish, not Nash.

      Joel PriceJoel Price3 måneder siden
  • Nish Kumar and Mark Watson are an amazing combo. Have they been in anything together before or since Taskmaster?

    GirintinaGirintina3 måneder siden
  • I was concerned that this would be the world's shortest video.

    acdallasacdallas3 måneder siden
  • That song is amazing

    zorodzorod3 måneder siden
  • They way they hold hands before the song lmao IT'S SO SWEET OMG

    innocent_fugitiveinnocent_fugitive3 måneder siden
  • That song at the end was so money. Nish, please start a band!

    Joshua BlackJoshua Black3 måneder siden
  • I still think this song is the best performance in any task ever

    Fenna VFenna V3 måneder siden
  • i genuinely believe that song is the most wholesome thing to ever come from taskmaster. it's just so lovely

    myla hobbitmyla hobbit3 måneder siden
    • what about the cake?

      Samsquatch McGubbinsSamsquatch McGubbins3 timer siden
    • @Omniscient Nescience "Do we strike you?"

      stargate525stargate5253 måneder siden
    • It sounds like a barenaked lady's song

      Andy AndersoonAndy Andersoon3 måneder siden
    • @Ryan Conners That task is the embodiment of "There are two types of people"

      Omniscient NescienceOmniscient Nescience3 måneder siden
    • "Rosalind's a FUCKING nightmare!" those two songs couldnt have contrasted more lmao

      Ryan ConnersRyan Conners3 måneder siden
  • Saw someone say Nish is horribly unfunny on another thread. Unbelievable that there are people who do not see his comedic genius.

    GitteGitte3 måneder siden
  • Lot of time wasted in this video showing a lot of not Nish's best moments.

    kdpflushkdpflush3 måneder siden
  • I was once naked with Nish.

    Icelandic PotatoIcelandic Potato3 måneder siden
  • Taskos please upload the series 7 task of creating your own music thank you

    a aa a3 måneder siden
  • Best laugh on the show 😂

    Phillip HalversonPhillip Halverson3 måneder siden
  • Nish is adorable

    ChocoGamin3ChocoGamin33 måneder siden
  • Nish was good at being terrible at everything which was so funny. Looking forward to the new series when it's safe to do so. Taskmaster is brilliant.

    Scott OlsenScott Olsen3 måneder siden
  • Bubbly F*** and the put the ball in the basket ( with all the attempts ) should be a part of the video.

    The DoctorThe Doctor3 måneder siden
    • @Shadow Ax yeap, classic.

      The DoctorThe Doctor3 måneder siden
    • The Doctor Can’t forget about this other moment (I forget which episode, though): Greg: “What is this? Self-sabotage?” Nish: “I thought it would be impressive if I did an entire Su-Do-Ku.” Greg: Yes, but we checked it. You weren’t even doing the Su-do-ku properly. Come on, have a real go at this, man.”

      Shadow AxShadow Ax3 måneder siden
  • Why does nish speak like he has a blocked nose

    Pranay TulsidasPranay Tulsidas3 måneder siden
  • Such a good song. Nish's voice is really nice.

    Zombie GeorgeZombie George3 måneder siden
    • Yeah.. Its a shame he ate a cat.. Why could it not have been a dog?🤣

      Karina PetersKarina Peters2 måneder siden
  • apples

    carlospanda memescarlospanda memes3 måneder siden
  • That song was one of the best Taskmaster moments, Mark and Nish knew how to crank out a funny banger in short order!

    DriveThruDriveThru3 måneder siden
  • This was my favorite series so far :)

    Christian DinterChristian Dinter3 måneder siden