Make this Coconut Look Like a Businessman | Full Task | Taskmaster

18. aug.. 2020
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In this full task from series 5, Bob Mortimer, Aisling Bea, Sally Phillips, Nish Kumar and Mark Watson are challenged to make a coconut resemble a businessman.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

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  • 3:30 The task was very clear make it look like a businessman, this coconut looks like a very busty mob boss lol

    It'sYubatoxDIt'sYubatoxDTime siden
    • Coconuts don't have gender

      It'sYubatoxDIt'sYubatoxDTime siden
  • So she's saying businessman is sexist but businesslady is not?

    jMussijMussiDag siden
  • Can’t open a briefcase but knows how to start a business for a coconut with an online presence. Well done sir...

    Gabriel De La CruzGabriel De La Cruz3 dager siden
  • That feminist was so obnoxious and cringe. She ruined the comedy aspect of the show.

    P.I Staker.P.I Staker.5 dager siden
  • IT'S BUSINESSPERSON.

    Cypher's BasementCypher's Basement5 dager siden
  • What an annoying woman/person/crow.

    AdamAdam5 dager siden
  • Why is the coconut nude in its company id picture

    James BarnesJames Barnes5 dager siden
  • Gotta say, I disagree with the results. Would have traded third and first, and had second place tie with her for first.

    Dana GrayDana Gray5 dager siden
  • COLIN’S COCONUT PROFILE PICTURE IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

    Just BeanJust Bean10 dager siden
  • I feel like she actually think something (whatever it is) is sexist there.

    DarknoorXDarknoorX11 dager siden
  • I want to punch the "businessperson" lady

    Alejandro Reguera DiazAlejandro Reguera Diaz14 dager siden
  • the term man is used as a shortened form of huMANity

    ImmaSayKOOHWIPImmaSayKOOHWIP17 dager siden
  • Alex: This is the task that Nish laughed most at whilst doing Greg: _JESUS_

    Dave BermanDave Berman18 dager siden
  • nish's southern accent is killing me lmao

    hawk jameshawk james23 dager siden
  • "is this a trick with the like blocks?" "No" "Hahahaha" The hell is this canned laughter?

    Daniel SultanaDaniel Sultana23 dager siden
  • 1:17: Wow... the already most unlikeyable person on this show.

    Berek71182Berek7118229 dager siden
  • Aisling's earrings!!

    TinyTeacupTinyTeacup29 dager siden
  • I live in the Southern US and Nish's attempt at an accent made me very sad

    Jasmine GrovesJasmine Groves29 dager siden
  • What's he got got against us owl-coconut business people?! I call discrimination!

    Stephen MataganogStephen MataganogMåned siden
  • I can't believe the guy who made his coconut an actual businessman didn't win.

    DrakeDracoDragon89DrakeDracoDragon89Måned siden
    • Though obe could argue that it went over the set time-limit so it wouldn't count, since I believe that certificate took longer to get than what the 20 minutes allowed for

      GrimmrokGrimmrok7 dager siden
    • @CMDR Mawortz but since the coconut was a genuine businessman, a picture of it is what a businessman looks like.

      adhd lamaadhd lama22 dager siden
    • the task was to make it look like a businessman, not create a business

      CMDR MawortzCMDR Mawortz24 dager siden
    • Yeah that was such a ride!

      Rice&beans &rock&rollRice&beans &rock&rollMåned siden
  • Bob and Greg's back and forth is genuinely one of the funniest moments in the entire series history.

    fozzibabfozzibabMåned siden
  • As much as I love Aisling, I can't stand people who think businessman, policeman, mailman, etc. is sexist. "Man" is just derivative of the word "human". Like MANkind or woMAN. It has nothing to do with gender but rather species.

    potawatadingdongpotawatadingdongMåned siden
    • @toffee1234100 That's true but people need to realize that words are just words. Sure we can change them but it needs to be understood that all people are doing is simply using the correct vocabulary. It seems a little extreme to change words because a select few people insist on being offended by words that aren't even offensive to begin with. Not to mention that the new words are almost always longer and harder to say, so naturally people will just say the other term. ie businessman vs businesswoman or business person.

      potawatadingdongpotawatadingdongMåned siden
    • but languages themselves can and are sexist, of course. think about lady and miss, the value of women changed through marital status and this is just an example. language can be changed

      toffee1234100toffee1234100Måned siden
  • Business Woman doesn't exist then/// I am offended as Business Person actually doesn't sound sexist at all.

    Cusith VelesCusith VelesMåned siden
  • I simply need more Sally Phillips in my life.

    ZacZac2 måneder siden
  • Wow. Just saw the video made with his phone. You guys made the brown guy to be the asshole. Racist!

    Elephant GrassElephant Grass2 måneder siden
  • Sally’s should’ve won tbh

    Linnéa RönnLinnéa Rönn2 måneder siden
  • Nish’s coconut headed man looked like the goombas in the live-action Super Mario Bros movie.

    Nastier NateNastier Nate2 måneder siden
  • Aisling should have won

    Nihilistic NachosNihilistic Nachos2 måneder siden
  • I know Aisling is being sarcastic, but the supposed sexism of the suffix "-man" comes from people not understanding the history of the English language.

    Bret TerryBret Terry2 måneder siden
    • @ohnoagremlin oof

      NintendoSunnyDeeNintendoSunnyDee23 dager siden
    • ​@ohnoagremlin In Old English, the word "man" meant an adult person. To specify gender, you used a prefix, "wer-" for male and "wif-" for female. A "werman" was an adult male person and a "wifman" was an adult female person. The "wer-" prefix is where we get the "were-" in "werewolf," and the "wif-" prefix is where we get the word "wife." Language changes over time, so the "wer-" prefix was dropped from males and the "wif-" prefix became "wo-," but using "-man" as a suffix is a holdover that technically means "person." But like I said, language changes over time, and people who don't know or care about old meanings imagined it was sexist, and perception is nine tenths of definition, so it practically became sexist. People have tried different ways to fix this problem, but it wasn't a problem until someone decided it was. They will say "policewoman" or "firewoman," but that's awkward and doesn't work for non-binary people. "Policeperson" and "fireperson" are even more awkward. I prefer the solution that avoids using these kinds of suffix, but instead uses a gender-neutral identifier like "police officer" and "firefighter." In this case, you could say a "business executive" or "office worker."

      Bret TerryBret TerryMåned siden
    • no it doesnt lol a nice thought though, would sure simplify stuff. sexism is over ladies it was a Typing Error

      ohnoagremlinohnoagremlinMåned siden
  • I heard they cancelled the show, I hope it isn't true 😭😭

    Rashmi DeshpandeRashmi Deshpande2 måneder siden
    • @Stacie Auvil oh 👍👍

      Rashmi DeshpandeRashmi DeshpandeMåned siden
    • The US version was canceled

      Stacie AuvilStacie AuvilMåned siden
  • And I’m a f**king businessman! To be fair that coconut does have the look of Alan Sugar.

    The HarlequinThe Harlequin2 måneder siden
  • Who says that feminism isn't psychotic?

    Hannah JonesHannah Jones2 måneder siden
    • That what we get when the mental health care is underfunded.

      Alexander LAlexander L2 måneder siden
  • The girl who made the “businessperson” is annoying as hell lol

    It’s PoodersonIt’s Pooderson2 måneder siden
  • Ashling's pissed off entries always make me laugh. Same, girl.

    romeinprogressromeinprogress2 måneder siden
    • Same

      Just BeanJust Bean10 dager siden
    • I hate

      Alejandro Reguera DiazAlejandro Reguera Diaz14 dager siden
  • Aisling was low key serious about that Business Person comment 😂

    ELsplitterzELsplitterz2 måneder siden
    • Absolutely bollocks. It said businessman, not businessperson, unless you can't be a businessman anymore lol

      S SteinourS Steinour9 dager siden
  • The people who think ashling was genuinley "triggered" are the ones who are actually "triggered". Its obviously a joke and shes exaggerating her character for comedic effect while actualy making a pretty decent point, whihc of course was exaggerated to make if funny and joke because this is after all, telivison.

    LowerJawLowerJaw2 måneder siden
    • Yeah plus she's hot...so who gives a fick

      K 4K 411 dager siden
  • Y’all saw those dates like this show is old I think or I may be wrong

    Gabriella BrathwaiteGabriella Brathwaite2 måneder siden
  • i literally love nish so much

    sarahsarah2 måneder siden
  • “And I’m a f**king businessman” sends me into hysterics every time. Mark struggling to open the case is why I went ‘oh honey’ about 10,000 times during the series.

    Miranda HesterMiranda Hester2 måneder siden
  • Am I the only person that noticed the skateboard in the opening sequence? Those wheels have no bearings in them. Not important at all. Just something that struck me as odd. Why did they have that on set? Hahah.

    Joel DodenhoffJoel Dodenhoff2 måneder siden
  • the largest of all the nuts

    Sarah AnneSarah Anne2 måneder siden
    • What even is this thread

      Cheetah_chiefCheetah_chiefMåned siden
    • @Widdekuu91 Yes, precisely. You're an inspiration to us all. Thank you.

      Rob FlynnRob Flynn2 måneder siden
    • @Rob Flynn So people are talking about *me* in the Ted-talks, when they speak of 'planting a seed.' Wow, never realized I inspired so many people to start their own multilingual avocado-bar or AirBNB-for-deaf-dogs. Amazing.

      Widdekuu91Widdekuu912 måneder siden
    • @Widdekuu91 You're a seed.

      Rob FlynnRob Flynn2 måneder siden
    • It's a seed, actually.

      Widdekuu91Widdekuu912 måneder siden
  • hahaha I actually loved Aisling's comment! It's just a joke!! And I thought, a funny one. 🤷‍♀️

    Sarah AnneSarah Anne2 måneder siden
    • Agreed!!! And her business woman was over the top and exaggerated on purpose, lol

      Emma MEmma M2 måneder siden
  • Whatever, Aisling. You were never funny anyway.

    에프시디애이에이츠에프시디애이에이츠2 måneder siden
    • Are you triggered?

      FernFern2 måneder siden
    • @Douglas Vinícius Sure, if you're into the I-push-the-feminist-ideology-every-chance-I-get.

      에프시디애이에이츠에프시디애이에이츠2 måneder siden
    • What, her jokes in this task were hilarious. Don't get so buttmad

      Douglas ViníciusDouglas Vinícius2 måneder siden
  • Nish's Mr. Coconut seems like a real catch.That coconut went to stock market today, he did a business.

    Christian HeasleyChristian Heasley2 måneder siden
    • Did he meet Mr. Adultman there?

      fenhenfenhenMåned siden
    • Why not send him to a nutmarket?

      SnaakieSnaakie2 måneder siden
  • "Hello, I'm Mary-Down-By-Your-Side, and I'm a lathe operator." "Hello, I'm Slow Peter, and I paint prison gates." "...AND I'M A FUCKIN' BUSINESSMAN!!" Or... "Hello, I'm Barbara, and I like horses." "My name is Quentin, and I enjoy ballet." "...and I'm Morgan, and I don't think woman should be allowed to breastfeed in public!" I can't decide!

    UnbearableWitnessUnbearableWitness2 måneder siden
  • Colin Coconut hasn't been active since 2016, and the Companies House registration was terminated in 2018. So, another business failure that might be seen on an episode of "Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!"

    cesariojpncesariojpn2 måneder siden
  • Still hoping for Alex Horne's best moments, oh great Taskmaster

    loriziellloriziell2 måneder siden
    • maybe for his birthday, just don't tell the taskmaster because he will insist on taking all of Alex's presents :)

      Jayk1406Jayk14062 måneder siden
  • Love how different all the approaches were to each other, and that they were all good in very different ways!

    Rikard PetersonRikard Peterson2 måneder siden
  • Christ, Aisling, have a day off

    3s CRs3s CRs2 måneder siden
  • Aw who disliked this??

    Olivia RuleOlivia Rule2 måneder siden
    • People butthurt over Aisling's harmless joke

      JennyfischJennyfisch2 måneder siden
  • Never been this early to a episode!

    Elvin SnyggElvin Snygg2 måneder siden
  • I loved Nish's "Woah! That business is doing so well!" Just the way he said it made it hilarious to me.

    Logan PageLogan Page2 måneder siden
  • I miss Mark Watson, so far my favorite contestant on Taskmaster. Totally awesome person.

    chairchair2 måneder siden
    • Look up no more jockeys

      Stan van RStan van R2 måneder siden
    • His emotion at doing so well at his song with Nish just warms my heart.

      cyndaquiltcyndaquilt2 måneder siden
  • Ugh, I am so tired of hearing triggered feminist nonsense at every smallest misstep from pretty much all female contestants of this season >_>

    DreamclawDreamclaw2 måneder siden
  • Can't fathom how Aisling is classified as a comedian.

    Xcru CiatorXcru Ciator2 måneder siden
    • Based on this clip, I found her about as funny as my last colonoscopy.

      J SJ S2 måneder siden
    • I find her pretty funny, I thought she played the whole feminist bit up on purpose. Not as funny as the rest of the contenders but definitely has the comedic timing right imo.

      RemiRemi2 måneder siden
    • So painfully unfunny.

      iofbeholderiofbeholder2 måneder siden
    • what why

      Isabel RaménIsabel Ramén2 måneder siden
  • I didn't know I was into older women until I saw Sally.

    Xcru CiatorXcru Ciator2 måneder siden
    • @RibusPQR Oh I've seen that my friend. I wish I hadn't, because that added the spice to my obsession.

      Xcru CiatorXcru CiatorMåned siden
    • You've seen the water cooler moment?

      RibusPQRRibusPQRMåned siden
    • Same honestly

      Linnéa RönnLinnéa Rönn2 måneder siden
    • I'm not usually into women over twice my age. But that Sally Phillips tho...

      Kiyua HiawogKiyua Hiawog2 måneder siden
  • Bob’s businessman is one of my favorite moments from the show. Not quite Tree Wizard; but what is, really?

    barcafan1033barcafan10332 måneder siden
    • Joe's Potato throw is up there surely

      Shawn BuchananShawn Buchanan2 måneder siden
    • @Frosty Flames We all found taskmaster in quarantine and are enjoying it xD

      SagatiousSagatious2 måneder siden
    • @Sagatious I'm always seeing you (in the comment section)

      Frosty FlamesFrosty Flames2 måneder siden
    • Nish and Mark's song for Rosalind.

      SagatiousSagatious2 måneder siden
    • Noel's banana hiding?

      Kimonas KonstantopoulosKimonas Konstantopoulos2 måneder siden
  • Aisling really is the worst contestant in this show's history. A good example of feminism is Katherine Ryan, love her, but Aisling is just cringe.

    Frosty FlamesFrosty Flames2 måneder siden
    • @Jennyfisch 👌 and at the end of they day, we all keep coming back to this show, so they must be doing something right in terms of casting

      Frosty FlamesFrosty Flames2 måneder siden
    • @Frosty Flames I see what you mean. I would argue though that Aisling did something similar in the boat task when she took off her trousers and told Alex to avert his eyes but not like he is disgusted, which also pokes fun at the fine line between women wanting to be admired but not objectified. At the same time Katherine was a bit too upset over the tie-thing. If we picked both series apart you would probably find more evidence for your case but from my memory of their tasks there are ways in which their style is quite similar.

      JennyfischJennyfisch2 måneder siden
    • for example, in a similarly fruit-related task, Katherine Ryan uses Alex Horne's discomfort with the anatomy of a woman against him when he was guessing where on her body she had hidden pineapple. The difference is that Katherine doesn't make the situation tense by being aggressive, but earns more laughs by being more playful. Aisling Bea keeps the tension hanging as if she is seriously angry about the wording of the coconut task. Aisling has a different way from Katherine of being funny, I just don't think that the type of comedian Aisling is meshes with the aspect of the show where you are meant to bounce jokes off of eachother; give eachother something to work with. She definately isn't the most boring comedian to be on the show tho.

      Frosty FlamesFrosty Flames2 måneder siden
    • So chasing Alex around for giving her a tie is better? Btw I have no problem with either, I liked them both on the show, but I'm wondering why you prefer one over the other when they were very similar in their comedic feminism.

      JennyfischJennyfisch2 måneder siden
    • I guess a more dry comedy comedian? While I do find her annoying I dont think she is the worst. At least she isnt favored by Greg like Noel. He won so much when his performance was average at best.

      Galax SpaceGalax Space2 måneder siden
  • Yes

    Isabella EarnhardtIsabella Earnhardt2 måneder siden
  • best cast - best season

    CieloAzul2011CieloAzul20112 måneder siden
  • Sally’s genuinely was super cute

    oddswanoddswan2 måneder siden
    • Was she the one who failed to spell STONKS correctly?

      feha92feha92Måned siden
    • Sally is just adorable

      Jonas NygrenJonas Nygren2 måneder siden
  • Aisling really does push the whole feminist thing a lot.

    kosprov69kosprov692 måneder siden
    • "Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something to offend a feminist".

      Alexander LAlexander L2 måneder siden
    • @Frosty Flames Damn young hupers

      Menno_3Menno_32 måneder siden
    • @Menno_3 get out of here, grandhuperchild!

      Frosty FlamesFrosty Flames2 måneder siden
    • There are business men and business women in the world. The goal was to turn the coconut into a business man, what's sexist about that? Making the men drink her blood and bowing down to her is what is freaking sexist.

      Akanimo MosesAkanimo Moses2 måneder siden
    • @Frosty Flames That's actually ageist and I take huge offence.

      Menno_3Menno_32 måneder siden
  • Sally should’ve won

    David QuintanillaDavid Quintanilla2 måneder siden
  • A sweatshop in Bangladesh couldn't do as much in ten minutes

    Achilles StealsAchilles Steals2 måneder siden
  • Hello, I'm a fucking businessman!

    Andreas karlssonAndreas karlsson2 måneder siden
  • Mark not being able to open the case is really hilarious 😂

    Caren JonerCaren Joner2 måneder siden
    • And the other spectrum of humor you have Aisling

      putsome basilonitputsome basilonit2 måneder siden
  • Nish is a blessing.

    BehemothbearBehemothbear2 måneder siden
  • Aw man, they cut Alex's business joke before the start of the clip :(

    nid_somthingnid_somthing2 måneder siden
    • Joke was "This task is like the word commerce, it really means business"

      nid_somthingnid_somthing2 måneder siden
    • “I’m little Alex Horny and I’m in the business of making love. And widgets.”

      Justin ColemanJustin Coleman2 måneder siden
    • Yeah, tell us the joke!

      jedzeniejedzenie2 måneder siden
    • What was it?

      Zach DurtschiZach Durtschi2 måneder siden
  • First

    ComicSansMcGeeComicSansMcGee2 måneder siden
  • Hi

    David SaenzDavid Saenz2 måneder siden
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