Make the Best Noise | Full Task | Taskmaster

16. juni. 2020
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In this series 7 task James Acaster, Jessica Knappett, Kerry Godliman, Phil Wang and Rhod Gilbert attempt to make the best noise that they can.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

  • I'm glad Alex finally worked up the courage to confront James about never saying hi back at the beginning of challenges. I know that was difficult for him.

    BethanyBethany2 dager siden
  • god bless the person who decided to upload these.

    andreaandrea3 dager siden
  • Girls never win on this show

    man of the woodsman of the woods9 dager siden
  • Reminds me of sherlock holmes bbc version intro

    Yankee DowerahYankee Dowerah9 dager siden
  • Favourite task of the season so far

    Ine lieIne lieMåned siden
  • that intro music.... always feels like Sherlock has a mental breakdown

    bruchpilot747bruchpilot747Måned siden
  • This made me laugh so hard my tummy hurt and made me cry

    Sarah KinseySarah Kinsey2 måneder siden
  • Ok but can we talk about how James could’ve said “hello alex” (this was given to me by a comment I don’t know where they is)

    DraKaleel 18DraKaleel 182 måneder siden
  • "This is my best noise" *stands still for 20 seconds, than walks back in* "Silence is the best noise"

    Random GuyRandom Guy2 måneder siden
  • Greg: Why were you wearing a hat? Me: Because she looks f****g fantastic Greg.

    spaceracer23spaceracer233 måneder siden
  • I'm surprised none of them just played a song with a computer or phone lol

    gnat feltongnat felton3 måneder siden
  • 1. See if there are any metal containers in the shed 2. Find a spoon 3. Fill metal container with water 4. Hit side of metal container with spoon

    SparkourSparkour3 måneder siden
  • This is the first time I morally object to who the winner was.

    NabiumNabium3 måneder siden
  • I hate mouth noises.

    Madi CastorMadi Castor3 måneder siden
  • Phil is making me genuinely uncomfortable

    J. Jonah JamesonJ. Jonah Jameson3 måneder siden
  • I’m impressed with how terrible these were... Something like this takes talent

    Thomas WeyermannThomas Weyermann3 måneder siden
  • '"Task, innit?" well no shit, sherlock XD

    Riku UrufuRiku Urufu3 måneder siden
  • It was at this moment that my crush on Jessica Knappett got very out of hand.

    olavo Souzaolavo Souza3 måneder siden
  • That sound in earphones is trauma inducing!

    Thomas CampThomas Camp3 måneder siden
  • Cards + bike wheels

    Zach DurocherZach Durocher3 måneder siden
  • There are very few shows that consistently make me laugh until my stomach hurts

    wiley yankopouloswiley yankopoulos3 måneder siden
    • All of the shows that make my tummy hurt from laughter are British. There is just something about British comedy that gets me!

      Sarah KinseySarah Kinsey2 måneder siden
  • Best noise: A beer or soda can opening.. taking huge gulps, sitting down on sofa, legs up on sofa table and sighing loudly.

    Jens LarssonJens Larsson3 måneder siden
  • This guy doesn't know how to judge a best noise contest... that's all I have to say.

    C NC N3 måneder siden
  • I'm sorry, fart noises always win. Unless against another fart noise, which in case all fart noises tie.

    squacklessquackles3 måneder siden
  • Pouring a sparkling drink over ice so cold it crackles a little. Like the commercials at the movies

    miko foinmiko foin4 måneder siden
  • I am sure Sally Fields would smash this lol

    aola wiliaola wili4 måneder siden
  • I would have played a one-second clip of the Queen of England saying a word.

    mafuletrekkiemafuletrekkie4 måneder siden
    • Lol. Rhod was crying from shame and fear. 😂 Or laughter. I can't tell. I knew Phil would win lol.

      miko foinmiko foin4 måneder siden
  • I feel that Jess' best moments are long overdue

    JennyfischJennyfisch4 måneder siden
    • I’d love to watch a compilation of best contestants called the classic playlist of wisdom wits doing taskmaster: Rhod Gilbert Bob Mortimer Liza Tarbucks Frank Skinner

      aola wiliaola wili4 måneder siden
  • That is the sound of a lady sitting on Phil's face...😌

    Warrior SonWarrior Son4 måneder siden
  • I clicked because the thumbnail looks like alison brie

    domniusdomnius4 måneder siden
  • I’m disappointed that nobody went Harry met Sally.

    B007B0074 måneder siden
  • The winner absolutely deserved this one 😂

    Maria DalyMaria Daly4 måneder siden
  • In the swedish version the winning noise was the contestant opening a beer can

    CarlströmCarlström4 måneder siden
  • James responded to Alex! Disgusting

    Danye Jones didn't kill himself.Danye Jones didn't kill himself.4 måneder siden
  • Armfart or make the dog speak :)

    SkybertronicSkybertronic4 måneder siden
  • Just pop open a cold one

    KlusellKlusell4 måneder siden
  • I wish they’d played the noises first and then revealed how they’d done it

    Hilary HeimanHilary Heiman4 måneder siden
    • This is British TV, that would have too suspenseful!

      Sarah BaerSarah Baer18 timer siden
  • I would have given the points out so: Jessica 1 Kerry 2 Phil 3 Rhod 4 James 5

    Evergreen TreeEvergreen Tree4 måneder siden
    • Rhod and James deserved the bottom

      fakeplasticbeesfakeplasticbees4 måneder siden
  • The funny thing is they could do a simple note and be the first

    nicholas felixnicholas felix4 måneder siden
  • Pouring a sparkling drink over ice so cold it crackles a little. Like the commercials at the movies

    BeartoothBeartooth4 måneder siden
  • Lol. Rhod was crying from shame and fear. 😂 Or laughter. I can't tell. I knew Phil would win lol.

    Mia SmithMia Smith4 måneder siden
  • I’d love to watch a compilation of best contestants called the classic playlist of wisdom wits doing taskmaster: Rhod Gilbert Bob Mortimer Liza Tarbucks Frank Skinner

    mayangmayang4 måneder siden
  • Can I just say thanks for making this available in the us. I only recently got into taskmaster and I'm hooked! Congrats on the tele pickup and I most definitely will be picking up the board game soon! Love you Alex

    Toni le DiskoToni le Disko4 måneder siden
  • Best Noise vs Best Sound - seems all were sounds only . I went for the Balloon Fart in the tube .

    Ronald MinchRonald Minch4 måneder siden
  • this was too damn good. Discovered this show while i was surfing through james acaster's stuff and i absolutely love it

    jc 17jc 174 måneder siden
  • exactly did Phil get 1st? That was garbage

    ConnorConnor4 måneder siden
  • 🥴I don’t know ... and ... I don’t f@ckin know 🥴

    Didnt DonuffinDidnt Donuffin4 måneder siden
  • I think simple was the way to go this task, like just strumming the guitar or something to that effect

    Lucarioguild7Lucarioguild74 måneder siden
  • I would've rolled a ball bearing around in that bathtub

    Ashton BrewerAshton Brewer4 måneder siden
  • oh my goodness, as someone who plays an instrument seeing James with the guitar... *wince*

    NzieNzie4 måneder siden
  • I love how Rhod goes into a meditative trance before starting his tasks.

    crunstcrunst4 måneder siden
  • This was one of my favorite tasks in the show!

    Risca15Risca154 måneder siden
  • I've been trying to think what I would have done, and seeing that bike made me think of putting a playing/trading card between the spokes to replicate a revving that a thing in England? Almost every kid in NA who's ever owned a bike has done this.

    kdpflushkdpflush4 måneder siden
    • Never did the card in the spokes. But I would always run over an old pop can and it would sound like a dirt bike.

      Luckiestof13Luckiestof134 måneder siden
  • i know it's a good task when the title itself makes me chuckle

    MoodierMoodier4 måneder siden
  • I am sure Sally Fields would smash this lol

    DregothDregoth4 måneder siden
    • Bob Mortimer would too!

      Sarah KinseySarah Kinsey2 måneder siden
  • 1:55 if only his best noise was "hello alex"

    CkinsmanCkinsman4 måneder siden
    • you think that’s what Alex was hinting at?

      Chelsea Wildflower Loftin WeylerChelsea Wildflower Loftin Weyler3 måneder siden
  • Proper constipated that dog

    AnonymAlkoholikerAnonymAlkoholiker4 måneder siden
  • Phil and Kerry were astounding noisemakers. Acaster seems to be unique among Taskmaster contestants, as he is someone who can only ace a task out of the park or crash to the ground burning. This of course is one of his failures.

    george spellvingeorge spellvin4 måneder siden
  • What a great way to make a crummy day better, watch a newly released taskmaster clip

    tJunktJunk4 måneder siden
  • The sound of whipping around a plastic clothes hanger is quite nice. Similar to bats flying past you swiftly whilst screeching.

    jeremyramonejeremyramone4 måneder siden
  • phil could consider a career in asmr

    OceanaOceana4 måneder siden
  • I would have lit a fire in the fireplace and start pouring a cold beverage into a glass

    NateBitNateBit4 måneder siden
  • Aughhhh phil’s noise is so awful I had to turn the volume down gahhh

    Josephine Anne WeigersJosephine Anne Weigers4 måneder siden
    • Yes. Isn't it wonderful?

      TRiG (Ireland)TRiG (Ireland)4 måneder siden
  • I would have said; "I am sorry, I'm wrong, You are correct, thank you for clearing that up for me." Very Sincerely and really, isn't that what we would all like to hear, some day??

    GhostfatherGhostfather4 måneder siden
  • Which season/series is this from? I cannot find it on NOworld...

    maroonedsiamaroonedsia4 måneder siden
    • 👁👁

      Chantal NobleChantal Noble3 måneder siden
    • @Adam A Thank you! :-)

      maroonedsiamaroonedsia4 måneder siden
    • @kdpflush Thank you! ;-)

      maroonedsiamaroonedsia4 måneder siden
    • @S. G Thanks! :-)

      maroonedsiamaroonedsia4 måneder siden
    • You can watch all the full episodes on Dailymotion.

      Adam AAdam A4 måneder siden
  • AL Murray would have known a good shop to buy a good noise thing like a gong or something

    Barbara StammBarbara Stamm4 måneder siden
    • @Die Legende Moneybags Murray

      GhostfatherGhostfather4 måneder siden
    • @Tim Hagen this time he would have bought one (or two), just cause he can

      Die LegendeDie Legende4 måneder siden
    • to *rent* a gong

      Tim HagenTim Hagen4 måneder siden
  • Fart noise should be top :)

    Sarah noSarah no4 måneder siden
  • Beer being poured into a class. Easy the best noice. No fantasy in any of these.

    Hampus KensingHampus Kensing4 måneder siden
    • A contestant did that on the Swedish version of this show...He won the task

      Emma ErikssonEmma Eriksson4 måneder siden
  • -closed caravan "THIS IS MY BEST NOISE" *clap clap clap clap* *dick swinging happening in the caravan*

    The Bearded BoiThe Bearded Boi4 måneder siden
  • They really should've had the noises be judged first and then seen how they were made. I would've loved for the sound of dog shit hitting a cardboard cutout do well only to be ripped away after seeing how the noise was made.

    MaxMax4 måneder siden
    • I disagree, it's way funnier seeing Jess on her bike with her hat like a madwoman instead of just her shouting and James' big setup for disaster.

      JennyfischJennyfisch4 måneder siden
    • On the other hand, the best part of Acaster's task was the disappointment after such long elaborate build-up.

      yugytommyugytomm4 måneder siden
    • it would have been so much better if the doggy had a bit more water that day it was just a dry thump not even a thud imagine a wet thud hitting cardboard that shit would've been great

      Robert ThompsonRobert Thompson4 måneder siden
    • That would've been way funnier.

      EpicVideosEpicVideos4 måneder siden
  • you reckon I could learn to play Never Gonna Give You Up in 20 minutes on a piano?

    The Bearded BoiThe Bearded Boi4 måneder siden
    • Bugbears and Wormwood 1: it is not possible to rickroll me 2: I enjoy listening to it so I’ll do it myself

      The Bearded BoiThe Bearded Boi4 måneder siden
    • Status update? Record it, still mad butthurt that NOworld took down the original video

      Bugbears and WormwoodBugbears and Wormwood4 måneder siden

    Adriano VazAdriano Vaz4 måneder siden
  • Is this a yoko ono album?

    Yim YumYim Yum4 måneder siden
    • Ahahaha

      Sita SSita S4 måneder siden
    • hahahaha

      Not GabrielNot Gabriel4 måneder siden
    • no, this was more musical than much of what Yoko produced

      GhostfatherGhostfather4 måneder siden
    • lul

      Barbara StammBarbara Stamm4 måneder siden
  • James Acaster had it all set up for the most epic of noises. Oh how flat it fell. XD

    Andreas karlssonAndreas karlsson4 måneder siden
  • Should do a compilation of all the ways the contestants say hello to Alex

    Alicia JansenAlicia Jansen4 måneder siden
    • They did it!

      A RA R4 dager siden
    • @Steven Lannister when did that happen?

      Trey AtkinsTrey Atkins3 måneder siden
    • where? I need to see that!

      Chelsea Wildflower Loftin WeylerChelsea Wildflower Loftin Weyler3 måneder siden
    • There is a compilation of all of james' "greetings"

      Rohan FoxeRohan Foxe4 måneder siden
    • @Ryan Schofill Sally Phillips saying the wrong name was probably worse for Alex. Lol

      Steven LannisterSteven Lannister4 måneder siden
  • I would have fried something in a pan. The sizzling is a great noise, when you come home and know, that dinner will be ready soon.

    Sarah R.Sarah R.4 måneder siden
    • lol and James does a podcast where that noise is used LOTS

      Chelsea Wildflower Loftin WeylerChelsea Wildflower Loftin Weyler3 måneder siden
    • Amazing idea

      NateBitNateBit4 måneder siden
  • I love how Alex goes “There they are- the five best noises in the world” with a cheeky smile 7:39

    indubitablyindubitably4 måneder siden
  • If I was Phil Wang a tight jumpsuit would be my last choice...

    JeremyK 541OR.JeremyK 541OR.4 måneder siden
  • Long vocalizations 5pts Fart 4 Poop on face 3 Guitar/bell thump 2 Wet noises 1

    Sachi PerezSachi Perez4 måneder siden
  • I wish there was a task that said "You've won if you said "Hello Alex" before opening this task"

    Chinmay MarketkarChinmay Marketkar4 måneder siden
  • What about this task just broke them. Sometime this show breaks a couple of them but this one was across the board.

    zorodzorod4 måneder siden
    • Yeah it was wasn't it? 😂 They all went mental. And not in the normal way.

      Mia SmithMia Smith4 måneder siden
  • I am glad he gave a separate ranking to each of them. Sometimes I feel like he gives out too many tie scores. Being the Taskmaster is about making the hard choices!

    Elizabeth S.Elizabeth S.4 måneder siden
  • Is he performing an audible cunnilingus?

    Not GabrielNot Gabriel4 måneder siden
    • It’s Cunnilingus ASMR.

      Silvana CarranzaSilvana Carranza4 måneder siden
    • Could be suckling if he wakes up doing it.

      dustigenesdustigenes4 måneder siden
    • yummp

      Barbara StammBarbara Stamm4 måneder siden
  • I would have said the phrase and then just been *silent*. Silence is peaceful, calm, and definitely better than some of the actual entrants' noises!

    Adam AbramsAdam Abrams4 måneder siden
  • "WOOOO-ooo-WOOOOOO!!!! *strum strum strum strum* WOOOOooooooooo! He-eugh! He-eugh! He-eeeuuuggghhh!! *ding*"

    UnbearableWitnessUnbearableWitness4 måneder siden
    • It's just Yoko Ono

      Alex UzzoAlex Uzzo8 dager siden
    • @CthulhuInc lmao

      tipdubtipdub3 måneder siden
    • Absolutely beautiful!

      MrSkaDanMrSkaDan3 måneder siden
    • sounds like my honeymoon

      CthulhuIncCthulhuInc4 måneder siden
    • I'm wheezing

      Lady ScarlettLady Scarlett4 måneder siden
  • keep up the good work wadG

    GG TubeGG Tube4 måneder siden
  • James actually acknowledging Alex greeting him? Now that's rare.

    Thurston CyclistThurston Cyclist4 måneder siden
    • elonwhatever you smart man woman hybrid

      DraKaleel 18DraKaleel 182 måneder siden
    • @elonwhatever oh that's brilliant mate!

      Piyush LahekarPiyush Lahekar4 måneder siden
    • I wished he had said "here's my best noise: Hello Alex" and left it at that

      elonwhateverelonwhatever4 måneder siden
    • There's actually one instance of James saying Alex's name in a response. Just forgot which task it is.

      Austin FullAustin Full4 måneder siden
  • this is genuinely one of my favourite tracks can the board game please have an official soundtrack to come with it for an extra 20 bucks? would make it complete

    Puck BrynPuck Bryn4 måneder siden
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    napdawlacgcccnapdawlacgccc4 måneder siden
    • @DrZaius3141 Yeah... Obviously... Right how could I not have gotten that sooner

      LoreLore4 måneder siden
    • @piennuivelo Every pair of digits makes up a tone, ranging from 00 (the lowest note on your regular piano) to 99, about an octave above the highest tone on a piano. Every set of 6 pairs represents a combination of tones put together played for 1/100 second. This represents James Acaster's sound in that format, obviously.

      DrZaius3141DrZaius31414 måneder siden
    • Please elaborate.

      piennuivelopiennuivelo4 måneder siden
  • What season is this?

    Bianca B.Bianca B.4 måneder siden
    • @They_Call_Me_ Pebbles Thanks a lot, very helpfull.

      Bianca B.Bianca B.4 måneder siden
    • @Bianca B. god you are dim

      They_Call_Me_ PebblesThey_Call_Me_ Pebbles4 måneder siden
    • @Nic Q So this is series 7 which is not on the channel yet? How many are there ?

      Bianca B.Bianca B.4 måneder siden
    • @They_Call_Me_ Pebbles I know it's series, I just thought someone might think I was asking the name of the show 😅 so I settled for "season" 🤷‍♀️

      Bianca B.Bianca B.4 måneder siden
    • @They_Call_Me_ Pebbles In 'Murica they're called seasons

      FlamSaladFlamSalad4 måneder siden
  • hello my good fellows

    Connor Lamm-knipscherConnor Lamm-knipscher4 måneder siden
  • "No views" I'm here to fix that!

    LudoziusLudozius4 måneder siden