Blow Something Substantial Off The Table | Full Task | Taskmaster

5. april. 2021
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From Champion of Champions, Katherine Ryan, Bob Mortimer, Rob Beckett, Noel Fielding, and Josh Widdicombe try to blow something substantial off a table.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

  • I would have gone for the painting.

    Dani NagyDani Nagy3 dager siden
  • “BLOW something OFF the table” “Alex come here and pull down your pants”

    pengu82pengu828 dager siden
  • If Joe Lycett had been in this season there would have been explosives.

    Forrest O.Forrest O.8 dager siden
  • So no one here has a substantial credit card debt?

    Shailaja MaharaShailaja Mahara11 dager siden
  • Now we know the word they use is: “knob”

    Jordan BehmJordan Behm14 dager siden
  • This episode is blocked in Australia, England and France. Lucky my VPN works for the US.

    CJDevCJDev18 dager siden
  • My immediate idea was to move the table outside, put something large on the sticker and then use the big painting for air. OR put the smallest thing available and say that I am blowing my chance of success. Because that is substantial. Now that I think about it. You could put the instructions and claim that they represent the task and the task is substantial since a bunch of people are taking it so seriously.

    JounanJounan23 dager siden
  • Noel Fielding is the best things that’s ever happened in Taskmaster!

    Peslac BillPeslac Bill23 dager siden
  • I immediately thought of standing on table, blowing and falling backwards off the table.

    BremBrem23 dager siden
  • I would just sit on the table myself, blow en trow myself of the table.

    Carmen EliseCarmen Elise24 dager siden
  • Am I the only one that popped the old contact in the mouth to moisten them? Its your saliva so its built to protect your body. Best lubricant for contacts I could find. - for the basilisk

    Des1redPlaysDes1redPlays24 dager siden
  • I would have just “blown” myself off the table 😂😂

    Dante GarshhhDante Garshhh24 dager siden
  • ive been watching these videos for hours help

    Malin HilesMalin Hiles26 dager siden
  • Cheetos is food which is substantial to your body lol

    Cameron BaileyCameron Bailey26 dager siden
  • I thought Noel was going to ask Alex to get on the table and say he could blow him as a joke.

    FMC KaiserFMC Kaiser26 dager siden
  • I would’ve stood up the painting and it tipping over would take it off the table

    EggEgg26 dager siden
  • If only I was prepped on this show with 100k cash and a leaf blower...

    Final PlaysFinal Plays27 dager siden
  • Noel trying to blow a stuffed cat. Theres something perverted about that

    Jeff BaumertJeff Baumert27 dager siden
  • I would have written "the most substantial thing" on a sheet of paper and laughed maniacally

    JF231JF23127 dager siden
  • genuinely surprised there wasn't a blowing everything in sight joke there

    halflife2funhalflife2fun28 dager siden

    lifulolifuloMåned siden
  • “Alright, Alex. Drop trous and hop up onto the table.”

    DoctorPhrogDoctorPhrogMåned siden
  • This show genuinely makes me giggle every couple of seconds. Where do they get all those witty people??

    Anne MehlfeldAnne MehlfeldMåned siden
    • Both the host and the contestants are well known British comedians

      Neil GoodwinNeil Goodwin13 dager siden
    • England, tbh

      justatest90justatest9017 dager siden
  • Josh laugh-bouncing in his seat made me giggle. 7:48

    Natalie CollinsNatalie CollinsMåned siden
  • I never cared for Noel on QI, but I like him on Taskmaster. As an American, those are the only two references I have for him.

    Bill PearsonBill PearsonMåned siden
    • @nstg8 Chris O'Dowd is great. Moone Boy is one of my favorite series.

      Bill PearsonBill PearsonMåned siden
    • You need to check out a tv show called "The IT Crowd", he was in it along with Richard Ayoade and Chris O' Dowed. Hilarious show!

      nstg8nstg8Måned siden
  • I’d do nothing and “blow off” my responsibility.

    finalbossdfinalbossdMåned siden
  • Catherine has DTF across her shirt. In the US, that means "Down To F^ok". You tell 'em girl, you're free!!!

    Tim HaleTim HaleMåned siden
  • I am surprised no one tried to stand that giant painting on the table and then try to tip it over by blowing on it.

    BoosterhBoosterhMåned siden
  • I'm really surprised no one chose money. It would have been so easy to blow off the table 💸

    Paula ReichmuthPaula ReichmuthMåned siden
  • I was really hoping for someone to write something along the lines of "Something debt" on a piece of paper and blow it off the table

    DevanDevanMåned siden
    • Medical debt...oh wait it's the UK. Nevermind.

      Darth VaderDarth Vader2 dager siden
  • You could say that this was a 'substantial task'... I would simply proceed to blow the task/letter off the table :D

    Pontus WallbomPontus WallbomMåned siden
  • I would have taken the painting and balanced it so I would just barely not fall. Then I could blow it and knock it down easily.

    Noah VanderKlokNoah VanderKlokMåned siden
  • The umbrella would have caught wind much better the other way round. I wonder if they'd taken the chair and put one leg on the middle spot if you could have set it close enough to it's balance point, with one leg off the table to start that you could have blown it off.

    nacorannacoranMåned siden
  • Tell Alex to sit on the table, he's the most substantial thing in the room. Then have him get off of it then blow on him. You've now blown a substantial object off the table.

    KamakazeTacoKamakazeTacoMåned siden
  • Blacking out the WD40 but still mentioning it

    Craig dinkleCraig dinkleMåned siden
  • which episode it is ?

    Bachelor's STOPBachelor's STOPMåned siden
  • I would have just left, thereby "blowing off" the whole task. Either that or punching an item with "one well placed blow" to knock it off.

    Wat?Wat?Måned siden
    • i was thinking the same but i would have blown the paper the task was written on off the table

      Martha TedlaMartha TedlaMåned siden
  • easiest substantial thing to blow off the table would be to lay out the letters for "THE TABLE" and then blow all the letters away besides LE.

    David DavisonDavid DavisonMåned siden
  • I would of stood in the table and blew myself off of it

    Raymond KapalaRaymond KapalaMåned siden
  • hillarious

    deep Cdeep CMåned siden
  • Before watching the attempts: I would have asked for a printed map of the British empire at its peak.

    NazamrothNazamrothMåned siden
  • I'm a bit sad no one used explosives to... Blow something off the table.

    Jonny Whizz-BangJonny Whizz-BangMåned siden
  • so are you allowed to go get a leaf blower?

    MissCaraMintMissCaraMintMåned siden
  • This video is blocked in the UK for some reason. I had to VPN to the US to get it to work.

    RitchstormRitchstormMåned siden
  • Very disappointed that Catherine didn't immediately ask for explosives

    Influx27Influx27Måned siden
  • Am I the only one who thought why didn't anyone use Alex for this task ;) hahaha

    Chris ElliottChris ElliottMåned siden
    • @Myrin haha you are so right

      Chris ElliottChris ElliottMåned siden
    • thank god rhod gilbert wasn’t there

      MyrinMyrinMåned siden
  • A surprisingly wimpy leaf blower.

    TRiG (Ireland)TRiG (Ireland)Måned siden
  • I would choose a page with a beloved poem... that’s substancial and easy to blow!!

    C MarqC MarqMåned siden
  • "I forgot to tell you, my grandfather gave me those cheese puffs."

    Jade LeoncioJade LeoncioMåned siden
  • I love how much fun Noel had on the show. He should become a regular. :)

    notthere83notthere83Måned siden
  • Get Johnny Vegas in the room and "Blow him" off the table 😂😂😂 Had to say it!

    K SlimK SlimMåned siden
  • of course that’s the thumbnail for this clip. of course it is.

    terote arenaterote arenaMåned siden
  • Substantial would be size: weight, length and height? As someone who wears contacts I feel for Rob especially if he had to do other tasks that day and didn’t have a backup. When I heard blow my mind went “there”.

    Lee JayLee JayMåned siden
  • Haha, Noel :P

    SchattendragonflyPLSchattendragonflyPLMåned siden
  • I've already watched it on the full episode but why not lol. Thanks Taskmaster

    R yR yMåned siden
  • 9:30 nooooo 😂😂

    Mai NMai NMåned siden
  • if Greg and Alex just make out one day, i’d feel a genuine sense of fulfillment

    Jordon JasperJordon JasperMåned siden
    • @Lamis Amhaz oh I know, but that peck was not enough. they gotta take their daddy dom relationship to a 10

      Jordon JasperJordon JasperMåned siden
    • They did share a kiss at some point

      Lamis AmhazLamis AmhazMåned siden
  • Me: Alex can you please get on the table Alex: okay? *Alex lies down on the table.* Me: So as you can see it says blow something off the table, wait it says blow something substantial. Sorry Alex you can get off the table.

    GrimseerGrimseerMåned siden
  • I think I would have taken a picture of the taskmaster himself ...the most substantial of the show.. Or propped up the table on one side, taken Alex' stopwatch and blown it off with the hairdryer. But when you're not in their place you can always feel smarter 😉

    Bettina GoesslerBettina GoesslerMåned siden
    • I think the best idea I could think if was to make some sort of balance beam and then blow it on one end to make it teeter over to one end to make the object tumble of the table

      cloaking111cloaking111Måned siden
  • Blow something off, I am surprised no one used tnt

    Aaditya ChhitarkaAaditya ChhitarkaMåned siden
  • i honestly wouldve taken my bra off and slammed it on the table then blown it off those things are $80

    mellowmintymellowmintyMåned siden
  • Nobody thought to blow the task off the table...

    PsyrecxPsyrecxMåned siden
    • @Fulano de Tal Some might say, the most substantial thing involved.

      PsyrecxPsyrecxMåned siden
    • @J K but everything hinges on it, that seems pretty substantial

      Fulano de TalFulano de TalMåned siden
    • Not very substantial is it though?

      J KJ KMåned siden
  • That cheetos from grandfather line was hilarious

    Akshay RajputAkshay RajputMåned siden
  • If Greg doesn’t use the insult “while we still don’t know how much a human can blow, we now know how much he can suck” before the episode is over, I’m going to be sorely disappointed

    M HomdeM HomdeMåned siden
  • Asthmatics have bigger lungs, so...

    whatthemusicknowswhatthemusicknowsMåned siden
  • I cannot beleive that Bob had a can of WD40 and didn't think of using it to make the table more slippery

    Bodhi ZBodhi ZMåned siden
    • @TR technically it was to blow it off the table so he would've gained point for creativity I'm sure

      Sylph SylphSylph SylphMåned siden
    • I would lit the wd40 can on fire. Boom! You can always blow things up!

      TRTRMåned siden
  • Surprised noone thought to get a balloon, then put something on it, then blow up the balloon to teeter it off the table. Course, it could have been more disastrous than Noel's attempt, so maybe that's why.

    aaronachnidaaronachnidMåned siden
  • If he would have kept the can of WD-40 on hand, he could have sprayed the tabletop to give it some sort of grease covering, and then he probably could've blown something more substantial off of the top.

    TartarasTartarasMåned siden
  • Greg’s teacher is showing again

    Samantha MorrisSamantha MorrisMåned siden
  • A new Taskmaster gets a thumbs up before I've watched it.

    H HhH HhMåned siden
  • I like to play along in my head, with the additional rule that I have to stick with my first idea. I'm really concerned how often this involves some for of fire, explosions or hazardous chemicals. I mean a little bit of pyromania is nothing abnormal in my career but the fact that my first thought was to use an explosive to "blow" something off the table, has me a bit concerned.

    centrifuge destroyercentrifuge destroyerMåned siden
    • Exactly what I thought. It didn't even occur to me that they meant producing wind with your mouth until one of the candidates did it. I would have probably put the table outside and tried light a spray can or something.

      HöhlenjohannHöhlenjohannMåned siden
  • Noel has to be the funniest on this season

    juanthekilljuanthekillMåned siden
    • This is one of the oldest series, other than that you're right.

      SnaakieSnaakieMåned siden
  • Too bad noone asked Alex to take off his pants and get on the table only to follow up with saying that they don't think it would be substantial enough. 😁

    MixpiqzMixpiqzMåned siden
    • That was my initial thought...

      Lee JayLee JayMåned siden
  • noel smiling like mad throughout the whole task is my favourite part

    MyrinMyrinMåned siden
    • @Decade YT why thank you very much :)

      MyrinMyrinMåned siden
    • That six profile pic is a banger🤙🤙❤️

      Decade YTDecade YTMåned siden
  • As an american, it's such a blast watching this show that I just have never had access to. Thank you for posting all the clips!

    James Tanner EcholsJames Tanner EcholsMåned siden
    • @asdf qwertyPerhaps get a forged license?

      Darth VaderDarth Vader2 dager siden
    • They have been uploading entire episodes for years

      Devon LuimesDevon Luimes7 dager siden
    • Season 7 should get some sort of award

      MariusMarius17 dager siden
    • Couldn’t agree more 👍🏻

      MountaineerMountaineer20 dager siden
    • Same from Finland. Thanks.

      Vihree LinjaVihree Linja24 dager siden
  • If it were me, I'd have greased up the table first and then got the leaf blower...

    Emily EarleEmily EarleMåned siden
  • What wouldn't I do to be on that table

    Max BorgMax BorgMåned siden
  • Well i think Alex is glad that Bob did not blow what he first thought of. Or maybe not ;)

    Axel SjölundAxel SjölundMåned siden
  • What if i do blow on the table does that count

    EpiclyNoobEpiclyNoobMåned siden
    • Only if you're fast enough to collect it in your nose simultaneously.

      SnaakieSnaakieMåned siden
  • 7:45. I too have gotten such a gift from my grandfather as well. Very substantial. I agree.

    HarambaeHarambaeMåned siden
  • 4:53 Alex's instinct to say "try it!" ... like a sociopath! Is why this show exists. 😂🤣😂

    T BZT BZMåned siden
  • What was the first thing you thought to blow off the table? Be honest

    Luke CannonLuke CannonMåned siden
    • My first thought was a beach ball, and blowing through a short section of hose or pipe to concentrate the force.

      Bill PearsonBill PearsonMåned siden
    • A cheque crumpled up into a ball and puffing at it myself. Second, using explosives to blow up the painting of the Taskmaster himself - while making some innuendo about it

      Shelley RixShelley RixMåned siden
    • The task envelop/card

      DubiousDubiousMåned siden
    • Writing "something substantial" on a tissue and blowing that off. 🤷🏻‍♂️

      Wim RetiefWim RetiefMåned siden
    • A paper with the word "substantial" written on it

      Fabulous GhostFabulous GhostMåned siden
  • Love this show

    Time FlashTime FlashMåned siden
  • t

    GAVINGAVINMåned siden
    • @yourguy no doubt

      Red DwarfRed DwarfMåned siden
    • Agree

      yourguyyourguyMåned siden
    • ya

      GAVINGAVINMåned siden
    • y

      GAVINGAVINMåned siden
    • yes

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